Good afternoon, you scrungy underfed drag queens.
You overhyped burlesque dancers,
You undulating piles of pigeon dicks.
I hope you've been well,
You greased weasel teasers
You casual manaquin humpers
You elaborate pranks played upon the gene pool of humanity.
I missed you all
You tit licking gutter snipes
You poncy washers of other men's knickers
You wildly sexualized cautionary tales
Enjoy your weekend
You filthy party animals
You life sized port a potty doodles
You rancid puddles of clown spunk
Xoxo
Lepi.