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How many pop tarts is too many poptarts


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Breakfast pizza? That can't be real.
I eat it every day. Not the Red Baron one but, from the joint across the street. Soooo goooood.:)
 

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i truly believe being single is the way to go these days. have to be careful out there
I don't like being single, purely from the financial standpoint; a wife even with a parttime job would surely help out.
plus, all the other stuff that I miss.
like 10 different kinds of shampoo in the bathroom
four different kinds of hair irons
bobby pins that self replicate
being told that taking out the trash once per day isn't enough
being told to get rid of left overs that are three days old or older
being told that two loads of laundry per week means I'm not doing enough laundry
*bonus -- being told that washing my sheets twice per month is ridiculously dirty

you know, all the little stuff I miss <3
 
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Breakfast pizza? That can't be real.
breakfast pizza is fantastic.

it's like a biscuit crust
mozzerella instead of red sauce
chedder pieces too
then the toppings
 

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I don't like being single, purely from the financial standpoint; a wife even with a parttime job would surely help out.
plus, all the other stuff that I miss.
like 10 different kinds of shampoo in the bathroom
four different kinds of hair irons
bobby pins that self replicate
being told that taking out the trash once per day isn't enough
being told to get rid of left overs that are three days old or older
being told that two loads of laundry per week means I'm not doing enough laundry
*bonus -- being told that washing my sheets twice per month is ridiculously dirty

you know, all the little stuff I miss <3
My wife will never see this...Don't buy into that lie, my man. Those words will be SAID, but not put into practice. All that happens with that part time job is she keeps that money and you pay more for your bills and living.
 
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I don't like being single, purely from the financial standpoint; a wife even with a parttime job would surely help out.
plus, bonus -- being told that washing my sheets twice per month is ridiculously dirty

you know, all the little stuff I miss <3
Ask how often she washes her favorite bra. She will never mention your bedding laundry again.
 
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*woman

*tortillas

*nope
 

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Are you on my twitter cause I just complained abotu a spider and then I turn on the computer and there's this.
What's twitter?

But the odds were pretty good.
 
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Ask how often she washes her favorite bra. She will never mention your bedding laundry again.
you know how many times I stitched up her bras so that the underwire wouldn't poke through?
then one of her friends complained about her sudden underwire issue, and I described what to do

when we got home, my ex yelled at me for over an hour that it was so embarrassing that me, a GUY, would sew up her bra.
turns out it was only partly because of me being a guy that knows how to stitch (hey, if clothes tear, I'd rather repair if I'm able. I think it's more manly to know how to fix something than worrying about 'sewing and stitching') -- but also partly because she didn't fix her own bras
 
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