Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone, I do appreciate them.
I went to the museum because they had an exhibit of contemporary art called London Calling. And I would go around saying to people, " Hey how come the people in these paintings don't look like real people?, and I kept asking questions in an increasingly loud tone until I was shouting, " HEY YO HOW COME THESE PAINTINGS ARE ALL WEIRD? WTF IS THIS?
At which point I got thrown out and told to never come back again. However by then I had seen three flaccid penises, two in painting form and one in picture form, so it was a good day.
Here's a little art for you, I figure MTC would dig this painting most of all.