09/13 - Friday the 13th!

[turkleton]

A handshake seems like a good idea. It completely ruins the setting and would make her forget about everything else.

Send her on a giant scavenger hunt that takes two days to finish, giving you more time to find a gift. Or just Amazon Now something really fast and hope it shows up before she starts asking questions.

 

[turkleton]

What you need to drink? I can get you real drunk if you're interested.

@Kerek and I are making margaritas at the compound @Jaded.

 

[turkleton]

Send her on a giant scavenger hunt that takes two days to finish, giving you more time to find a gift. Or just Amazon Now something really fast and hope it shows up before she starts asking questions.

@Metallica or just say you ordered the gift online and it came "late."

 

[Jaded]

I can get you real drunk if you're interested.

Oh them are the magic words. Hi there

 

[turkleton]

Oh them are the magic words. Hi there

Yes, alcohol does give you superpowers.

 

[turkleton]

Yes, alcohol does give you superpowers.

I once saw someone at a bar headbutt a door and just walk it off like nothing happened.

 

[JenniLeigh]

Oh them are the magic words. Hi there

I've got loads over here, whatcha want?

 

[Jaded]

I've got loads over here, whatcha want?

Wine or something sweet and alcoholic.

Edit: or just alcoholic

 

[JenniLeigh]

Wine or something sweet and alcoholic.

Edit: or just alcoholic

The other night we made something called a poison apple- it was SWEET af, and GLITTERY. Lemme find a link again...

eta: https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/a23878264/poison-apple-cocktails-recipe/
If I make it for me again/not my momma- I'm leaving the grenadine out Too sweet for me.

 

[turkleton]

Wine or something sweet and alcoholic.

Edit: or just alcoholic

One giant fish bowl with mysterious blue alcohol and gummi fish for "decoration" coming up.

 

[turkleton]

The other night we made something called a poison apple- it was SWEET af, and GLITTERY. Lemme find a link again...

I don't like sweet af in my alcohol. Or really anything anymore.

 

[JenniLeigh]

I don't like sweet af in my alcohol. Or really anything anymore.

Yeah, I'm leaving parts of it out of mine next time. and/Or doubling the booze.

 

[turkleton]

I don't like sweet af in my alcohol. Or really anything anymore.

I think I've finally become an adult. Maybe.

 

[turkleton]

Yeah, I'm leaving parts of it out of mine next time. and/Or doubling the booze.

Don't ever use Midori unless you know what you're doing. It's liquid green radioactive diabetes sweet.

 

[DareAngel3]

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[Jaded]

The other night we made something called a poison apple- it was SWEET af, and GLITTERY. Lemme find a link again...

eta: https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/a23878264/poison-apple-cocktails-recipe/
If I make it for me again/not my momma- I'm leaving the grenadine out Too sweet for me.

Hold up, sweet and glittery? I need this shit rn

 

[C to the J]

Hold up, sweet and glittery? I need this shit rn

I just spent 30 minutes looking at edible sparkly things to buy for Gina.

https://www.fancysprinkles.com

 

[C to the J]

I just spent 30 minutes looking at edible sparkly things to buy for Gina.

https://www.fancysprinkles.com

@Kerek

 

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[Jaded]

I just spent 30 minutes looking at edible sparkly things to buy for Gina.

https://www.fancysprinkles.com

/me grumbles

No one ever buys me edible sparkles