09/15 - Smooth Saturday!

[EnterNameHere]

Empirical Jury apparently wants me to have no piece of that sweet, sweet $7.50/hour this week. unch2:

 

[GoldenTemple]

If you have a phone and 50 cents you can eat at Wendy's every day this month.

https://www.mlive.com/news/index.ssf/2018/09/wendys_is_giving_away_free_bur.html

Download the app, buy a 50 cent frosty, get free $3 burger.

The comments on the article are great. Some people are actually complaining about wendys being overpriced.
If you cant afford $4 for a 4 for 4, your life might not be in a good place

 

[C to the J]

If you cant afford $4 for a 4 for 4, your life might not be in a good place

If you read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen then you might be a redneck.

 

[GTR]

I slept through it, apparently, the worst has come and gone.

glad you made it thru

 

[TSolo315]

The comments on the article are great. Some people are actually complaining about wendys being overpriced.
If you cant afford $4 for a 4 for 4, your life might not be in a good place

Those $4 add up...

 

[GoldenTemple]

Those $4 add up...

Wendys for breakfast lunch and dinner is no way to live life :ave:

 

[TotalBabe]

I won the lottery, but it wasn't quite like the one of my dreams.

"Greetings from Amazon Mechanical Turk,

You've received a bonus from JBK for work related to 363A7XIFV4NF1Q1G7TEYXIA7TBBAV3.
The value of your bonus is: $1.20 USD

The Requester included this note:
Among all the tasks, 7th lottery was randomly chosen and your bonus payment is 1.2 dollars. Thank you."

 

[hyzmarca]

Sometimes I think that I should start doing illegal drugs so that I can do those illegal drug user surveys.

 

[HelloHello]

Sometimes I think that I should start doing illegal drugs so that I can do those illegal drug user surveys.

The problem is it would cost more than you'd make.

 

[Peachy]

i’m willing to trade Josh Gordon in the MTC fantasy football league

give me your best offer if interested

 

[hyzmarca]

The problem is it would cost more than you'd make.

What about those dime bags I keep hearing about? I can afford 10 cents.

 

[Mikeyyyyy]

i’m willing to trade Josh Gordon in the MTC fantasy football league

give me your best offer if interested

 

[HelloHello]

What about those dime bags I keep hearing about? I can afford 10 cents.

I think you need to move your decimal point over two places to the right and depending on where you are that's not illegal anymore.

 

[cb456]

Sometimes I think that I should start doing illegal drugs so that I can do those illegal drug user surveys.

 

[KillMoles]

I need to start watching those again, because I may have bought the entire series on DVD one night when I was drinking several years ago, and have only watched a few episodes so far... :whistle:

ETA: Wasn't just a dream and my memory still works.

 

[Peachy]

i am a fantasy god

 

[Peachy]

i did the laundry today

 

[GTR]

i did the laundry today

is this the new way of saying that you got lucky?

 

[turkleton]

i did the laundry today

World laundry champion

 

[GTR]

i like spin cycle just as much as the next person