09/19 - Make It Laugh Monday!

[Squatty]

Title: Complete this survey to share your opinions and beliefs | PANDA Requester: Adan Acevedo [A1KRXW3OISUI49] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 4.27] [Fair: 4.84] [Comm: 3.67] [Fast: 5.00] Description: Complete this survey to share your opinions and beliefs Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 17 Reward: $0.36 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 1000; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95; Location is US;

 

[Squatty]

ugh... I'm fucking scared. now he has a lot of shortness of breath... more than usual. I think we have to take him to the emergency room.

Good luck! There is no Urgent Care nearby? Usually they are faster and cheaper

 

[JenniLeigh]

Title: (mobile devices only) 12 min survey on social media content (~ 12 minutes) | PANDA Requester: KSU [A3SD7W03ELS45E] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 4.71] [Fair: 5.00] [Comm: 5.00] [Fast: 5.00] Description: A quick survey on social media content. Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 44 Reward: $1.10 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 100; Exc: [22070536-21662] has not been granted; SurveyGroup [42] has not been granted; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 96; Location is one of: US;

 

[Onigiri]

Mayonnaise, which I neither understood nor ate.

I have no words for this except...yuck

 

[rjd66]

Title: Find information about Mac OS apps | PANDA Requester: Mykyta Savchenko [A118N0AKO9OBLJ] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 5.00 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 1 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Given the app name. Find price and category for the app Time: 10 minutes HITs Available: 2349 Reward: $0.06 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 95

 

[catnapped]

Title: Participate in a linguistic experiment | PANDA Requester: CNRS-LSCP Mora Maldonado -SEMEXP [AEPGKBBO22OIF] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 4.33] [Fair: 5.00] [Comm: 5.00] [Fast: 5.00] Description: Give us your spontaneous judgments about English sentences Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 16 Reward: $2.50 Qualifications: None

How in the HELL am I supposed to remember if I did one from the "red" batch?

NVM...one per day.

 

[C to the J]

Title: Work and General Attitudes and Preferences(~ 10 minutes) | PANDA Requester: Social Science Research [A3R4HJ5EPDRY4Z] (Contact) (TO):[Pay: 4.26][Fair: 4.87][Comm: 3.67][Fast: 4.93] Description: Complete a 10-minute survey about your attitudes and preferences. You must be at least 18 years old to participate. Time: 60 minutes Hits Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 100, Location is one of: CA, US, HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95

 

[electrolyte]

Good morning.

 

[corvid]

ugh... I'm fucking scared. now he has a lot of shortness of breath... more than usual. I think we have to take him to the emergency room.

I'm really sorry and hope everything works out for him. I was going to suggest Traditional Medicinals teas (This one and this one in particular). But you're going to want to check with a doctor to be sure they won't interfere with any existing medications or conditions. Sending lots of good thoughts your way!

 

[Squatty]

Title: Find the number of claims in an Indian patent application | PANDA Requester: Bhaven N. Sampat [A21Y2SSM8U9RQR] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: N/A] [Fair: N/A] [Comm: N/A] [Fast: N/A] Description: Search for a given patent application number, retreive number of claims, record Time: 5 minutes HITs Available: 394 Reward: $0.05 Qualifications: None

 

[jnalleyne]

These Derek's can be a pain in the ass sometimes.

 

[cassius]

ugh... I'm fucking scared. now he has a lot of shortness of breath... more than usual. I think we have to take him to the emergency room.

Go to the doctor. I know what my dad would do, a very old fashioned remedy that didn't involve drinking alcohol, but I won't tell it. I always figured if it didn't kill him, it had to cure him. Seemed to cure him. BUT there's too much crap stuff going on out there and buggies are getting stronger. Go to Doc.

 

[Barbwire]

Title: Behaviors and feelings part 2_C | PANDA Requester: Christine Sheffer [A3G67FVSDSMFUL] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 3.75 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.17 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.64 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.25 Promptness Number of Reviews: 28 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Invitation only. 2nd part of 3-part study. You will answer questions related to your experiences with various behaviors in the past week (approx. 5 min). You will be invited in 3 weeks to complete the 3rd part of this study. Please,no retakes. Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 25 Reward: $0.75 Qualifications: C_Baseline_Completer has been granted

follow up, was around 2 minutes

 

[vickiJ]

ugh... I'm fucking scared. now he has a lot of shortness of breath... more than usual. I think we have to take him to the emergency room.

Since you said he's seeing a doctor, call him first. Or 911 if he literally can't breathe.

 

[C to the J]

Title: Survey Sept 19 2016(~ 10 minutes) | PANDA Requester: sg [A2WOUF2VA55GT3] (Contact) (TO):[Pay: 2.81][Fair: 5.00][Comm: 5.00][Fast: 5.00] Description: Survey Time: 40 minutes Hits Available: 12 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 100, Exc: [458312401-21669] has not been granted, HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95, Location is one of: US

 

[Nytmair]

How's everyone's monday? I'm gunna take a shower and see what I can do in the world of turk.

 

[P L A Y E R 9 1]

wooo, i caught this, hope it does not suck

Title: Math Test on Percents | PANDA Requester: Larry Rudman [A1MW3S07ZHO2EM] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 4.53] [Fair: 4.84] [Comm: 4.60] [Fast: 4.67] Description: Answer questions about percents Time: 2 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $10.00 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95; Location is US;

 

[MindNumbing]

Title: Math Test on Percents | PANDA Requester: Larry Rudman [A1MW3S07ZHO2EM] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 4.60 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.53 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.84 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.67 Promptness Number of Reviews: 73 | TOS Flags: 1 Submit a new TO review Description: Answer questions about percents Time: 2 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $10.00 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95;Location is US

 

[C to the J]

blessed rudman

 

[SamBurger]

That ducksworth $2 personality hit was soooooo tedious and boring. 25 min to complete.