went to mcdonalds for lunch and the guy in the drivethru speaker was absurdly friendly
so when I got up to the window to pay, i said,
"you sound absurdly happy" in my most monotone voice
and he replied with, "the happiest people always seem to have the most skeletons in the closet"
so i looked at him
without expression
and continued driving to the next window without breaking eye contact
so when I got up to the window to pay, i said,
"you sound absurdly happy" in my most monotone voice
and he replied with, "the happiest people always seem to have the most skeletons in the closet"
so i looked at him
without expression
and continued driving to the next window without breaking eye contact