09/27 - Wombat Wednesday!

[thedorchannel]

There is a brief 5 second period when I wake up in the morning that I forget Mturk exists.
Those few amazing seconds are when I'm happy.

I diss mturk a lot, but its one of the few things in life that I can actually count on.

 

[kryss]

You save all of the bitterness and rage for private conversations.

I feel like this isn't a question, but rather a statement...

 

[Vanyanka]

No, but all my problems would be easily fixable if I:
a. did more than half-ass literally everything
b. didn't care about confrontation.

I will give you some of my overly confrontational spirit and you give me some of your reticence. It will be perfect.

 

[Lila. B.]

I use aeropress + Jim's or random amazon sale coffee that my husband finds.

What's the benefit of the aeropress vs a regular coffee maker? It looks really nice and fancy.

 

[SleepComa]

I'm about as happy as a bag of dicks.

 

[Kerek]

I am, in general, a happy person. That's what most people see, anyways.

:avelineeyeroll:

 

[harriss143]

is there another john doe script the one i have doesnt do anything

 

[Jaded]

I will give you some of my overly confrontational spirit and you give me some of your reticence. It will be perfect.

This sounds good, how do we make this trade?

 

[Deleted member 526]

I diss mturk a lot, but its one of the few things in life that I can actually count on.

I like working here too

 

[Vanyanka]

I'm about as happy as a bag of dicks.

Depending on the state of said objects, this could mean happy or sad.

 

[catnapped]

I'm about as happy as a bag of dicks.

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[KillMoles]

What kind of coffee makers and coffee beans do you use. I need more, better tasting coffee.

Don't do what I do if you want great coffee.

I use Folgers Classic Roast in the cheapest coffee maker that I could find at Wal-Mart 10 years ago. I think it was $8 back then.

Then I add cold water to the cup so I don't burn my mouth.

 

[Blue]

are u guys happy?

Generally, yes. I have days/hours where my cluster headaches put my dick in the dirt and make me grouchy but for the most part if I'm up and moving around I'm pretty happy to be alive and can find something with which to be delighted with the day. And there are some rare days here and there where I feel diminished as a person from the health problems I've been through and get depressed... but that passes as soon as I remember what a waste of time it is to feel sorry for myself..

 

[charlie]

250 engaging news project hits done. gotta go. I'll finish up the other 250 when i get back from dinner. later y'all.

 

[Pleco]

are u guys happy?

For sure, like every wannabe comedian out there I'm super happy, optimistic and well adjusted, and my humor isn't a coping mechanism to keep the dark thoughts at bay.

:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

 

[Jaded]

I stupidly agreed to babysit so y'all be good tonight, I'm leaving.

 

[coffeeowl]

Topaz hits approving.

 

[Sondi]

What's the benefit of the aeropress vs a regular coffee maker? It looks really nice and fancy.

Not fancy! It's easy to make a single cup, easy to clean, very quick to brew, hard to make bad coffee with it, uses no electricity, and takes up very little space. I love mine!

 

[jakey baby]

I stupidly agreed to babysit so y'all be good tonight, I'm leaving.

byeee jaded!

 

[catnapped]

I stupidly agreed to babysit so y'all be good tonight, I'm leaving.

OK, see you in five minutes then