10/15 - Muppets Monday!

[JTurk]

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Shweeet, great thing to wake up to!

 

[Pleco]

The one and only time I ever got into trouble in my school life was because my best friend turned round and punched me on the nose totally out of the blue and I'd no idea why. But I reacted with the one piece of fighting advice my dad had taught me and knocked her down, onto something really hard and she chipped a bone in her jaw. She's still my best friend. I still have no idea why she punched me, I don't think she knew.

What the fuck.

 

[DCI]

She's actually been dealing with it pretty well on her own until this, she's the one that asked for her schedule changed. (Because she knew they were disrupting class, and that she wasn't able to fix it.) I really want her to be able to de-escalate things without resorting to yelling about them being a bitch, or punching them. I think we'd probably have left it alone if not for the following her home, that was our line.




I did go back and tell her that beating people up is never the actual answer, that I was just being funny.

I think in the case of other kids coming to your house, you just hit them with the garden hose. You gotta practice that one for when they start dating anyway.

 

[Jaded]

I think in the case of other kids coming to your house, you just hit them with the garden hose. You gotta practice that one for when they start dating anyway.

Um, she's not allowed to date, she's a tiny baby still and always will be.

(good plan though, gonna go buy some hoses.)

 

[Liz]

Did someone say baby?

 

[lolkatB]

What the fuck.

Yeah, well after the broken bone thing, I didn't feel 100% comfortable interrogating her about it. We weren't very old... maybe 12. it could have been extreme PMS. Long term... she knows not to hit me and her jaw aches in the cold.

 

[DCI]

Um, she's not allowed to date, she's a tiny baby still and always will be.

(good plan though, gonna go buy some hoses.)

Just to be clear, when I said hit them with the hose, I meant with water coming out of the hose, not some sort of Israeli torture beating thing.

 

[Jaded]

Yeah, well after the broken bone thing, I didn't feel 100% comfortable interrogating her about it. We weren't very old... maybe 12. it could have been extreme PMS. Long term... she knows not to hit me and her jaw aches in the cold.

I just really love this sentence in a way I can't explain.

 

[charlie]

days like this make me miss being able to see AA. I have 77 pending hits, most are Noahs from last week. I have 116 hits submitted today and of those only 9 are pending.

 

[Jaded]

days like this make me miss being able to see AA. I have 77 pending hits, most are Noahs from last week. I have 116 hits submitted today and of those only 9 are pending.

I just pretend everything has a 30 day AA and then get pleasantly surprised when it approves earlier.

Just to be clear, when I said hit them with the hose, I meant with water coming out of the hose, not some sort of Israeli torture beating thing.

Okay, you really shoulda said this like 5 minutes ago.

 

[Pleco]

Yeah, well after the broken bone thing, I didn't feel 100% comfortable interrogating her about it. We weren't very old... maybe 12. it could have been extreme PMS. Long term... she knows not to hit me and her jaw aches in the cold.

Honestly, kids do all sorts of stupid shit and their brain is undeveloped so they can't think of the consequences to their actions.

I used to build fires with my friend when I was a kid, and then throw deodorant cans in it or whatever else we could find, so they'd explode and make a big fireball. That could've easily ended up so badly, and now I wouldn't be here living this amazing life I'm currently living, oh god.

 

[mboone73]

Did someone say baby?

 

[harriss143]

Can you like, not add pinterest to the watcher anymore something

 

[TotalBabe]

Honestly, kids do all sorts of stupid shit and their brain is undeveloped so they can't think of the consequences to their actions.

I used to build fires with my friend when I was a kid, and then throw deodorant cans in it or whatever else we could find, so they'd explode and make a big fireball. That could've easily ended up so badly, and now I wouldn't be here living this amazing life I'm currently living, oh god.

The expression on the face of the rat in your avatar looks so innocent and hopeful.

That must have been before exposure to Mturk.

 

[lolkatB]

Can you like, not add pinterest to the watcher anymore something

I have a whole pile of pins on HIT catcher, though I didn't have the pins that were posted today. They were new to me.

 

[Kennedy]

Those Michael Patricks were sweet. .25 for seconds.

 

[turkinlight]

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$ but no TO

 

[Pleco]

Those Michael Patricks were sweet. .25 for seconds.

They still are, keep the panda on.

 

[Kennedy]

They still are, keep the panda on.

I have been. $$$. Then I got a job call.

 

[TotalBabe]

Under 3 mins. and probably closer to 2 mins.

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