12/15 - Throwback Thursday!

[Pleco]

Do we count as "independent contractors"

By the modern definition, in which an employer calls you an independent contractor so labor laws don't apply to you and you get fuck all for benefits? Oh yes, we sure do.

 

[thedorchannel]

I don't care what anyone says... its true. For us to be able to do what we're doing everyday... yes its true. I'm not saying we're rocket scientists, but we do some amazing things when you think about it.

I mean, we wake up every day not even knowing what the hell we are gonna do for work... We just take new jobs as they come... whatever they are... and we get them done.

we judge surgeries, we judge websites and marketing campaigns

we help google perfect its algorithms

we help amazon organize its gigantic online store

we help tons of small companies with their businesses.


we are fucking awesome

 

[MerryLou]

I'll shank the people in line too.

Assuming I'm smart enough to figure out which end to stab with.

 

[nopoopwarez]

I don't care what anyone says... its true. For us to be able to do what we're doing everyday... yes its true. I'm not saying we're rocket scientists, but we do some amazing things when you think about it.

I mean, we wake up every day not even knowing what the hell we are gonna do for work... We just take new jobs as they come... whatever they are... and we get them done.

we judge surgeries, we judge websites and marketing campaigns

we help google perfect its algorithms

we help amazon organize its gigantic online store

we help tons of small companies with their businesses.


we are fucking awesome

Sounds like something that would look good on a resume.

 

[thedorchannel]

Being smart doesn't always count for much.

unfortunately I found this out way too late in life

 

[Dutchy]

By the modern definition, in which an employer calls you an independent contractor so labor laws don't apply to you and you get fuck all for benefits? Oh yes, we sure do.

horray

like...are we...employed?

what's the deal here people

asking for a me

 

[LowCalCalzone]

If it's a false misconception, does that mean it's true???

#getout gif

 

[lil queen trashmouth]

we judge surgeries, we judge websites and marketing campaigns

But mainly we judge each other

 

[Squatty]

I am going back to my laziness and Netflix. Ping me if there is another batch to write a script for.

 

[hyway]

If it's a false misconception, does that mean it's true???

false cancels mis, so its conception. does that mean dumb people have more sex or smart people wear a condom?

 

[thedorchannel]

Money isn't the key to happiness. happiness is not turking. Money is the root of all evil. Therefore, the root of all evil is not turking. so turk you sumbatches unless you want evil to prevail.

all I can say is, the more money I make past my goal, the happier I seem to be.

 

[bxpretzel]

Title: Life Experiences and Products | PANDA Requester: Stanford GSB Behavioral Lab [A3OSXTUM1QEXNY] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 3.47] [Fair: 4.48] [Comm: 3.78] [Fast: 4.35] Description: In this brief experiment, you will see some reviews of products and make judgments about them. Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 40 Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 95;

 

[Squatty]

But mainly we judge each other

I think your level of judginess is too high

 

[Serial Mom]

I don't care what anyone says... its true. For us to be able to do what we're doing everyday... yes its true. I'm not saying we're rocket scientists, but we do some amazing things when you think about it.

I mean, we wake up every day not even knowing what the hell we are gonna do for work... We just take new jobs as they come... whatever they are... and we get them done.

we judge surgeries, we judge websites and marketing campaigns

we help google perfect its algorithms

we help amazon organize its gigantic online store

we help tons of small companies with their businesses.


we are fucking awesome

You know, I was just telling my husband the other day I was going to make a "turk resume" and list all my job duties/experience from hits in the style of IRL jobs. He said that if I turned it in with an application, someone who doesn't know about turk reading it would probably call the looney bin to have me committed for delusions of grandeur.

 

[Jerami]

false misconception

 

[lil queen trashmouth]

I think your level of judginess is too high

I hope you're joking. I'm actually super non-judgmental so now I'm worried I come across as a real bitch

 

[Squatty]

I hope you're joking. I'm actually super non-judgmental so now I'm worried I come across as a real bitch

I was judging you for saying we judge other people, so yea, I was joking

 

[charlie]

either too much writing or people being bubble happy for too little pay today. i just returned a survey that might have had a few hundred bubble selects for 75 cents. No idea but after close to 100 the survey was not even 1/2 done per the progress bar. not worth my time.

 

[Starslip]

panda crazy has really reinforced the idea that I shouldn't take presents from strangers or enemies

 

[Jerami]

either too much writing or people being bubble happy for too little pay today. i just returned a survey that might have had a few hundred bubble selects for 75 cents. No idea but after close to 100 the survey was not even 1/2 done per the progress bar. not worth my time.

Don't trust progress bars. I've seen them jump from 30% to 95% in one page. Usually when I'm just about fed up.