12/22 - Fruitcake Friday!

[El Pablo]

No, I don't even know what to get. What does one get for a husband they're mad at because said husband is a dick when he's quitting smoking?

Wow, that was an awkward sentence.

 

[PhilGil]

None of these really bothered me when I quit, it was always the f**ked up dreams have that I can't stand.

I was successful with the Zyban/Welbutrin routine. Really helped with the cravings and mood swings, I honestly don't think I could have quit without the drugs. Better living through chemistry!

 

[nopoopwarez]

Title: Switch or stay? | PANDA Requester: Stanford Social Learning Lab [A3PZ2H8N0TO3AE] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 3.32] [Fair: 5.00] [Comm: 4.20] [Fast: 4.87] Description: Play a simple card game. Win as many points as possible to get a bonus! (20-30 minutes) Time: 12 hour(s) HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.50 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location EqualTo US;

 

[cb456]

I think i'm calling it for the day...

 

[rjd66]

I was successful with the Zyban/Welbutrin routine. Really helped with the cravings and mood swings, I honestly don't think I could have quit without the drugs. Better living through chemistry!

Better living through chemistry!

I couldn't agree more.

 

[electrolyte]

Better living through chemistry!

I couldn't agree more.

Totally agree. I'm super into dihydrogen monoxide.

 

[Pacis Amans]

Does anybody have any GREAT but CHEAP christmas stocking stuffer ideas??!??

World Market's little bins are also good for these =)

 

[rjd66]

Totally agree. I'm super into dihydrogen monoxide.

 

[nopoopwarez]

 

[nopoopwarez]

Title: Economic decision making | PANDA Requester: Patrick Barclay [A38UP9PVC2022F] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 3.46] [Fair: 5.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fast: 5.00] Description: Make decisions about how to distribute money between yourself and others. Earn a bonus from 0 to $0.90 depending on your decisions and those of other workers. Time: 30 minutes(s) HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: AQ_participated DoesNotExist;

 

[Starslip]

https://worker.mturk.com/requesters/A250HIYE1MJN7A/projects

"Sorry, this survey is not currently active."

 

[El Pablo]

Title: Social Attitudes Survey(~ 5 minutes) | Accept Requester: UMich Social Attitudes [A38QEXP4RJ3ATP] Contact TV: No Reviews TO: [Pay: 3.18] [Fast: 4.53] [Comm: 3.88] [Fair: 4.97] [Reviews: 65] [ToS: 1] TO2: [Hrly: $4.74] [Pen: ---] [Res: ---] [Rec: ---] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $0.50 Duration: 30 minutes Available: 1 Description: Survey about your social attitudes that takes approximately 5 minutes. There is a brief (~10 second) prescreening to see if you meet certain criteria for the study. Requirements: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location In US; Exc: [310635131-68797] DoesNotExist [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.0.5​

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[rsclone]

Better living through chemistry!

I couldn't agree more.

 

[Amariell]

How does one get categorization accuracy qualification and general qualification?

 

[nopoopwarez]

"Sorry, this survey is not currently active."

Oops.

 

[Pacis Amans]

Bored I is.

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the mturkcrowd forum
No creature was stirring,Pleco passed out from boredom.
Jaded hung stockings by the chimney with care while
Jan was hoping Kaduchi would soon be there.

The scripts were nestled all snug in their beds.
At least that's what Johnny RS and Kaduchi said.
Peppar's Momma in her kerchief and Cmoney in a cap
Settled down with Infinite Changes, Jkarkan, and Binxybaby for a long needed nap.

When out of the hit page there arose a loud clatter
ChristopherASA spring from his bed to see what was the matter
Amazon Recog had just dropped a batch
C to the J and Gina said "Now that's quite a catch."

MTS on the breast of the new-fallen batch
Gave a luster of light to the new born catch.
But then to ChristopherASA's wondering eyes did appear
A miniature dashboard with turkers so near

With a cherub faced driver and ChristopherASA knew right away
It was Amazon Jeff and what did he say?
Faster than batches his coursers came
He whistled, he shouted, he called them by name.

SleepComa and BinxyBaby, ItsAmyTee and Liz
Danielle and Peachy Rider, Kat8Mouse and SweetiePuff,
To the top of Hit Finder! To the top of the que
He stopped and looked around at the view.

Then he sprang on his dashboard and gave his team a whistle
And away they flew like down of a thistle
But ChristopherASA heard his exclaim as they flew out of site
Masters to all and to all a good night.

Bravo!!

 

[strugglesome]

Title: 18-25 year olds wanted to take a language learning experiment | Accept Requester: Emily Moeng [A24US7SXY8ZQK9] Contact TO: [Pay: 4.40] [Fast: 4.82] [Comm: 4.91] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 17] [ToS: 0] TO2: [Hrly: ---] [Pen: ---] [Res: ---] [Rec: ---] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $3.50 Duration: 2 hours Available: 1 Description: Listen to words from a made-up language, and then make decisions about sounds in the language you heard. Requirements: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 50; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 90; Location EqualTo US [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.0.5​

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Returning 1 of these in a minute. Apparently I have already done this one.

 

[El Pablo]

The universe is telling me to fuck off.

 

[tricker]

None of these really bothered me when I quit, it was always the f**ked up dreams I have that I can't stand during that time.

Thank goodness I don't have dreams like that when quitting!

 

[Starslip]

The universe is telling me to fuck off.

Na, just the uncaring, unfeeling requesters