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I'm a tad hungover....from 4 drinks in 5 hours.I am old.
potential cancer in the uh. groin area. I had to be held down so they could ''examine'' I gotta little hysterical. of course mom is gonna be there. duh.
I'm really sorry you're going through all of this. Is the torture/testing almost done yet?potential cancer in the uh. groin area. I had to be held down so they could ''examine'' I gotta little hysterical. of course mom is gonna be there. duh.
till august and I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU . no more mad : )I'm really sorry you're going through all of this. Is the torture/testing almost done yet?
(I'm still mad at you).
I see. Hope everything is good health wise.potential cancer in the uh. groin area. I had to be held down so they could ''examine'' I gotta little hysterical. of course mom is gonna be there. duh.
if somebody touched my balls for a job. they'd be going to the hospital.I see. Hope everything is good health wise.
I've had my balls examined for employment twice. I guess they wanted to see if they were healthy enough for the future groin kicks.
Well, we'll make sure to make up for it with mental torture until then.till august and I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU . no more mad : )
good way to do it. or lock them up in a cage.Well, we'll make sure to make up for it with mental torture until then.
This, by the way, is how all my relationships go. I profess love and then pout until it's reciprocated.
Man, I know I just woke up... but that sounds fishy as hell :oI've had my balls examined for employment twice
it's like how some places now want credit checks to have you apply for a job. if it's heavy manual labor they make you go do a physical. cause employers are assholes.Man, I know I just woke up... but that sounds fishy as hell
My half-asleep brain didn't register that it wasn't by the employer :oit's like how some places now want credit checks to have you apply for a job. if it's heavy manual labor they make you go do a physical. cause employers are assholes.
awake less then an hour and your mind is in the gutter... rawr.My half-asleep brain didn't register that it wasn't by the employer
At least they didn't check my prostate!Man, I know I just woke up... but that sounds fishy as hell
A hangover AND a broken washing machine sounds like a recipe for a bad day... and maybe another hangoverGuess who has two thumbs and a broken washing machine?
All I need now is a mass rejection or something.A hangover AND a broken washing machine sounds like a recipe for a bad day... and maybe another hangover