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[Jaded]

 

[mboone73]

Someone ran into me on my way to pick up my sister. His name was Matt too, except he's a non driving jack hole. His excuse was that it was a rental car. What the? I don't even. Luckily there was no damage to my car.

Serenity now.

 

[basketcasey]

Someone ran into me on my way to pick up my sister. His name was Matt too, except he's a non driving jack hole. His excuse was that it was a rental car. What the? I don't even. Luckily there was no damage to my car.

Serenity now.

Are you okay?! Glad your car wasn't damaged! One time I got rear-ended when I was going to my friend's house to eat a pizza with said pizza in the car and I was hella pissed that my pizza was going to be cold.

 

[Vanyanka]

Does anyone know where my tape measure is?

 

[mboone73]

Are you okay?! Glad your car wasn't damaged! One time I got rear-ended when I was going to my friend's house to eat a pizza with said pizza in the car and I was hella pissed that my pizza was going to be cold.

I'm fine thanks.

I'm just a little nervous now. Because, car accidents, I do not care for them.

 

[basketcasey]

Does anyone know where my tape measure is?

I have one on my keys you can borrow.

 

[Vanyanka]

I have one on my keys you can borrow.

Do you use it to decide who you want to bang?

 

[basketcasey]

Do you use it to decide who you want to bang?

Yes, to measure beard length

 

[mboone73]

Yes, to measure beard length

Damn.

 

[Yatagarasu]

Petite women of MTC!

...Where do you shop? I feel like any store that has my size is either for teens or old ladies. Definitely don't feel like being mistaken for the former more than I already am.

 

[Vanyanka]

I'm watching the episode where Dee decides to bang every guy and give them zero stars but then they don't care so they just call her the girl who bangs everyone.

@basketcasey

 

[scrmcasey]

@Vanyanka did you ever find a decent mirror?

 

[Vanyanka]

@Vanyanka did you ever find a decent mirror?

I got a meh one. I have yet to find a large one for my vanity, though. They're all outrageously priced.

 

[Yatagarasu]

@Jaded The baby has already mastered not blinking when the weeping angels show up.

 

[Jaded]

@Jaded The baby has already mastered not blinking when the weeping angels show up.

Niiice.

 

[JenniLeigh]

What happened to TurkFit thread?

 

[Jaded]

What happened to TurkFit thread?

It died with our turkfit dreams.

 

[JenniLeigh]

It died with our turkfit dreams.

I've reignited mine... keto is being nice to me this round.

 

[basketcasey]

What happened to TurkFit thread?

I ate it.

 

[mboone73]

I'll be turk fit until I hurt myself again.