Edit: Crap, never mind. Wrong gif.taking my shirt off
You wanna hear a story? You're gonna hear a story. It's story time. You take it and you like it. The person I was seeing. Was active on twitter. Had a twitter account. A man keep bothering her. sending dick pics. asking to see her nude. she tells me. I'm like alright. Let's give him a somewhat nude pic. I put on her thong. (which with a dick is not very comfortable, color me shocked) she took a zoomed in pic of my ass. sent it. The guy replied. dayum baby... I wasnt expecting your ass to have so many pimples. but I still enjoyed it. Poor guy. He will never know the truth. tagging @Vanyanka @JenniLeigh @Pleco cause two of you will laugh and one of you I just wanna scar.
While I appreciate the graphic description of your ass, let me just say:You wanna hear a story? You're gonna hear a story. It's story time. You take it and you like it. The person I was seeing. Was active on twitter. Had a twitter account. A man keep bothering her. sending dick pics. asking to see her nude. she tells me. I'm like alright. Let's give him a somewhat nude pic. I put on her thong. (which with a dick is not very comfortable, color me shocked) she took a zoomed in pic of my ass. sent it. The guy replied. dayum baby... I was expecting your ass to have so many pimples. but I still enjoyed it. Poor guy. He will never know the truth.
bwuahahWhile I appreciate the graphic description of your ass, let me just say:
You win this one, @TobyF. I'm outta here.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?i'm talking sports now. I like to balance that out with the boy band talk. I'm still a man..
i missed itDid you see that ludicrous display last night?
james didnt need a face anyway.. brutal.i hate u aldrige
it's the thread of utter randomness. we go rebel in here.Lordy, I can't keep up with this thread! Taking a break from the mindnumbing hit I'm doing and I'm completely lost. Why is @PeachyRider taking his shirt off? And why are assess being discussed?
Imma go take my shirt off now but only because it's fucking hot in my area of CA right now and I want my cool pajamas on.
I've been here a while and I don't even know.Lordy, I can't keep up with this thread! Taking a break from the mindnumbing hit I'm doing and I'm completely lost. Why is @PeachyRider taking his shirt off? And why are assess being discussed?
Imma go take my shirt off now but only because it's fucking hot in my area of CA right now and I want my cool pajamas on.
only when the rockets play. or when women ask me. but mainly only during rockets gamesLordy, I can't keep up with this thread! Taking a break from the mindnumbing hit I'm doing and I'm completely lost. Why is @PeachyRider taking his shirt off? And why are assess being discussed?
Imma go take my shirt off now but only because it's fucking hot in my area of CA right now and I want my cool pajamas o
it's the thread of utter randomness. we go rebel in here.
I gave you marshmallows. And teeth. And snail mucin.I just fell in love with you. I think you did too much.