Post throwdown for WARJLords!

[Jaded]

I had to google the lyrics, I don't remember them

 

[Lepi]

Working hard to get my fill

 

[Krikket]

The children's game Rock, Scissors, Paper is popular in Japan also. Called
"Janken", the game is also played by some children using their feet. Closed
feet equal stone (gu). Spread legs equal paper (pa). One foot behind the
other equals scissors (choki).

 

[Jaded]

Everybody wants a thrill

 

[Lepi]

In ancient China they believed that drinking mercury after sex could
prevent pregnancy.

Well, I guess that's one way to do it

This seems like it would work, by virtue of the fact that dead people have a very hard time getting pregnant.

 

[Krikket]

During World War II, hamburgers were temporarily renamed "Liberty Steaks"
in order to avoid the German-sounding name.

 

[Krikket]

This seems like it would work, by virtue of the fact that dead people have a very hard time getting pregnant.

Right?! Lol

 

[Jaded]

Yes, I'd like a liberty steak wit ha side of freedom fries please.

 

[Vanyanka]

https://bloglovin.wufoo.com/forms/bl-x-pantene/?b=2

 

[Krikket]

The phrase "Mr. Mojo Risin'," repeated by Jim Morrison in the Doors'
song "L.A. Woman," is an anagram of the vocalist's name.

 

[Lepi]

Payin' anything to roll the dice just one more time

 

[Krikket]

The 3 Musketeers bar was originally split into three pieces with three different
flavors: vanilla, chocolate and strawberry. When the other flavors became
harder to come by during WWII, 3 Musketeers went all chocolate.

 

[Jaded]

https://bloglovin.wufoo.com/forms/bl-x-pantene/?b=2

elaborate scheme to get our address TO HELIUM US TO DEATH.

 

[Jaded]

Some will win, some will lose

EDIT: GOSH DAMMIT I DIDN'T MEAN TO HIT POST REPLY YET. FUCK HELL SHIT PISS <runs off screaming cursewords.>

 

[Krikket]

Wile E. Coyote caught Roadrunner only one time and then asked the audience:
"Now what do I do?"

 

[Lepi]

Some were born to sing the blues,

 

[Jaded]

Oh, the movie never ends

 

[Vanyanka]

elaborate scheme to get our address TO HELIUM US TO DEATH.

But free hairspray as well. I'll take my chances.

 

[Krikket]

What color are the American flags on the moon?
The American flags have all turned white from the sun radiation,
which bleached the colors.

 

[Vanyanka]

The 3 Musketeers bar was originally split into three pieces with three different
flavors: vanilla, chocolate and strawberry. When the other flavors became
harder to come by during WWII, 3 Musketeers went all chocolate.

Strawberry flavoring is gross.