Post throwdown for WARJLords!

[Lepi]

Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection.
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis.


Imagine a dude having both.

"AHH! AHH! NO, PENIS QUIT."

45 seconds later.

"AHH! NO! PENIS, LOOK ALIVE!"

 

[essjay]

Until 1994, world maps and globes sold in Albania only had Albania on them.

How many Albanians FREAKED THE FUCK OUT in 1995?

 

[Vanyanka]

A National Weather Service study indicated that more than eight out of every ten people injured or killed by lightning were men.

 

[Lepi]

Menophobia- Fear of menstruation.

The most valid fear of them all.

 

[Vanyanka]

At the end of Prohibition, FDR said, "What America needs now is a drink."

 

[Lepi]

Merinthophobia- Fear of being bound or tied up.

:dominatrix smiley:

 

[Vanyanka]

Both Madonna and Celine Dion are cousins of Prince Charles' wife, Camilla.

 

[Lepi]

Metrophobia- Fear or hatred of poetry.

 

[Krikket]

http://www.marksdailyapple.com/prison-workout/#axzz3ze2ffJ8Q

 

[Lepi]

Microphobia- Fear of small things.

 

[essjay]

The first contraceptive was crocodile dung used by the ancient Egyptians.

 

[Vanyanka]

A shampoo containing real beer was marketed in the 1970s under the brand name Body On Tap.

 

[Lepi]

The first contraceptive was crocodile dung used by the ancient Egyptians.

Who the hell came up with that? Who was the first person to decide that sex and crocodile poop belonged together?

 

[Vanyanka]

"Call immediately. Time is running out. We both need to do something monstrous before we die." -- Message from Ralph Steadman to Hunter Thompson

 

[Lepi]

Mnemophobia- Fear of memories.

 

[Vanyanka]

Imitation is the sincerest form of plagarism.

 

[essjay]

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

 

[Lepi]

Mycophobia- Fear or aversion to mushrooms.

 

[essjay]

Who the hell came up with that? Who was the first person to decide that sex and crocodile poop belonged together?

I was wondering the same thing (also, I know you're busy here, but I posted something that made me giggle on your wall).

 

[Lepi]

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

What about White Men?