GOT ROTTEN RUG RATS YOU CANT CONTROL, TALKING BACK, SKIPPING SCHOOL, RUNNING AWAY FOR DAYS, LIKE YOU ARE ON AN EPISODE OF MAURY,OR SCARED STRAIGHT? MUAAAAAHAAAHAA THAT CRAP DONT WORK, HIRE ME, ILL STALK YOUR BUNDLE OF BRAT ,ONLY TO BE SEEN BY THE HEATHEN , FOR A SOLID WEEK , EVERYWHERE THEY GO ILL BE THERE LURKING, ALLOWING THEM TO SEE ME WATCHING AND MAKING GESTURES THAT WOULD IMPLY A THROAT CUT OR A HANGING OR SOMETHING BAD, THEN ON THE 7 TH DAY YOU WILL ALLOW ME TO HIDE SOMEWHERE IN THEIR ROOM ,SO AT NIGHT WHEN THEY ARE ASLEEP , THEY CAN BE AWAKENED BY THE BAD KIDS HELL CLOWN WHO WILL INFORM THEM OF THEIR WICKED WAYS AND THE CONSEQUENCES IF THEY DONT CHANGE....BEFORE YOU KNOW IT YOU WILL HAVE A PRIEST IN THE FAMILY.!!! MUUUAAAAHAAAHAAAHAA
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