Stabby people thread.

[mboone73]

 

[catnapped]

not liking Google rn AT ALL

And your browser SUCKS too

 

[TurkingMaster]

Stab! Stab! Stab!

:knife::knife::knife:

 

[TurkingMaster]

 

[basketcasey]

cc: @TQueen

 

[TQueen]

cc: @TQueen

Where can I order these shoes??

 

[loki3404]

It's been a weird day.

 

[TQueen]

It's been a weird day.

You're so corporate.

 

[Peachy]

 

[loki3404]

You're so corporate.

Touchpoints all day.

 

[<Gucci>]

Is this yer thread?

 

[catnapped]

cat haters

 

[loki3404]

 

[catnapped]

never gets old...

 

[catnapped]

So stabby right now I don't even feel like adding a gif or emoji.

 

[Jaded]

God preteen/teenagers annoy the fuck out of me.

:knife: (but like a soft one since I don't wanna stab non-adults)

 

[Krikket]

 

[TurkingMaster]

The two carotid arteries lie in the front of the neck on either side of the trachea (windpipe) and carry blood from the heart to the brain. They supply 90% or so of the brain’s blood, with the rest coming from the two small vertebral arteries that travel along the spine and over the back-most portion of the brain. The carotids are interconnected in the brain so that in a normal individual compressing a single carotid artery will have little effect. Compressing both can cause a loss of consciousness in 15 to 20 seconds and death in 2 to 4 minutes.

Now read this paragraph in a Christopher Walken voice in your head.

 

[catnapped]

stupid fucking Comcast.

Can't even load the knife

 

[Jaded]

stupid fucking Comcast.

Can't even load the knife

comcast deserves every knife in the world plus some in other worlds