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God preteen/teenagers annoy the fuck out of me.

:knife: (but like a soft one since I don't wanna stab non-adults)
 

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The two carotid arteries lie in the front of the neck on either side of the trachea (windpipe) and carry blood from the heart to the brain. They supply 90% or so of the brain’s blood, with the rest coming from the two small vertebral arteries that travel along the spine and over the back-most portion of the brain. The carotids are interconnected in the brain so that in a normal individual compressing a single carotid artery will have little effect. Compressing both can cause a loss of consciousness in 15 to 20 seconds and death in 2 to 4 minutes.

Now read this paragraph in a Christopher Walken voice in your head.

 

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stupid fucking Comcast.

Can't even load the knife
 
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