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Two guys walked into a bar.
The third guy ducked.
 
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A Family of tomatoes is walking down the street. The littlest tomato starts to lag behind. The angry father walks back to the little one, stomps on him, and screams
"Catch up"
 
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Q. What's brown and makes a noise like a bell?
A. DUNG!!!
 
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Q. What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
A. A d'ya-think-esaurus.
 
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