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I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
 

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Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.
 

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I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days.
 

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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
 

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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn't concentrate.
 
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