TEAM MELLY

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Pumbaa: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?

 

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Timon: Now they're in for it.

 

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Pumbaa: THEY CALL ME MR. PIG!

 

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[Charging towards the Hyenas]

 

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Pumbaa: AHHHH!

 

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Banzai: Man, I *hate* lions!

 

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Mufasa's Ghost: You have forgotten who you are and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself Simba. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle of life.

 

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Scar: [Scar catches a mouse] Life's not fair, is it? You see, I... well, I shall never be king. And you... shall never see the light of another day. Hmm-hmm-hmm, adieu.

 

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Zazu: Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?

 

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Zazu: Well the buzz from the bees is that the leopards are in a bit of a spot. And the baboons are going ape over this. Of course, the giraffes are acting like they're above it all... The tick birds are pecking on the elephants. I told the elephants to forget it, but they can't. The cheetahs are hard up, but I always say, cheetahs never prosper...


I don't think that mad sense to me when I was a kid, but now I'm giggling at it.

 

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Mufasa: Before sunrise, he's *your* son.

 

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Pumbaa: It's times like this my buddy Timon here says: you got to put your behind in your past.

 

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Timon: No, no, no. Amateur. Lie down before you hurt yourself. It's "You got to put your past behind you."

 

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Scar: I killed Mufasa!

Young Simba: [In a flashback] Nooooo!

 

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Okay, I'm out of lion king quotes

 

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time for dad jokes

 

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or one line terrible jokes

 

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because that is also how I roll

dammit @Melly and
@heeheehahaha get yer butts out of bed! We got people to beat!

 

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1. I got so angry the other day when I couldn’t find my stress ball.

 

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1. If I had a dime for every book I’ve ever read, I’d say: “Wow, that’s coincidental.”