Yay, I needed permission to not turk today. I'm cleaning/decluttering instead because spiders are apparently trying to take over my apartment and I need to clear space so I can spray for them. It started with the tarantula in the breezeway, and now I've had a brown recluse scurry across my bed. (Don't worry, he was punished swiftly for his sins with a shoe-smackin' and did not live to tell the tale.) There's been one in the shower and another in my roommate's room, and I am not about that spider life so I'm on a mission to evict them all.