Turker Story Time

[TQueen]

"I've been thinking of you all day @bruins" said Roscoe.

 

[Jaded]

"That's really weird, you should leave." Bruins said and slammed the door.

 

[TQueen]

Roscoe started crying uncontrollably and vowed revenge.

 

[Jaded]

Bruins opened the door, "I changed my mind, come in."

 

[TQueen]

Shockingly, @Vanyanka was standing there instead.

 

[Jaded]

"Bruins I'm madly in love with you," she said, holding yet another pizza.

 

[TQueen]

"What did you do with Roscoe?" Bruins asked.

 

[Jaded]

"I'm right here behind her," he said popping out of a bush.

 

[MerryLou]

"I appreciate both of these pizzas," said Bruins, "but I hope there's 6 more of you hiding in the bushes to feed my 16 children!"

 

[TQueen]

Roscoe and Vanyanka realized Bruins was nothing to be desired.

 

[Tigerpants]

@Pleco skittered across the basement where Pablo was being kept.

 

[Pleco]

As he passed through a crack in the wall and climbed the house's pipes that lead to the sewer, he knew he was making a good decision by getting as far the hell away from this whole thing as possible.

 

[coffeeowl]

As @Pleco passed a small hole in an old pipe in the kitchen he stopped to investigate a familiar scent and saw @YAHU cutting some cheese.

 

[YAHU]

As @Pleco passed a small hole in an old pipe in the kitchen he stopped to investigate a familiar scent and saw @YAHU cutting some cheese.

edit: lol the title of the video

 

[MerryLou]

edit: lol the title of the video

Combo breaker!

As @Pleco passed a small hole in an old pipe in the kitchen he stopped to investigate a familiar scent and saw @YAHU cutting some cheese.

@Pleco stopped to investigate, but it was only basic Swiss cheese, and he moved on.

 

[Pleco]

Disappointed for a second, he thought to himself, " He wears cargo shorts, I don't know why I expected any better..." As he made his way to the sewer outside, he managed to catch a glimpse of @TotalBabe, who was heading to the house to investigate E @Pablo Escobar's disappearance.

 

[TotalBabe]

She had known E @Pablo Escobar for several years and felt like it was her duty to save him from the horrors of another turker's basement (especially after he'd declared she was his "julep on the porch").

 

[El Pablo]

Through all of this, Pablo just sat in the corner patiently waiting for the shenanigans to end.

 

[Jaded]

@Pleco chewed at the rope tying Pablo's hands together.

 

[TQueen]

E @Pablo Escobar was scared of the rat and beat him with his shoe once his hands were freed.