Who Needs Context?

[RaffRiffofTurk]

Tell me more. What's the difference? What is "the wet things"? I'm a Swiffer virgin.

 

[Drwho10]

 

[BirdPerson.]

Two percent... have my penis cut off... Two perceeeent

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

Okay, okay. Just make sure it's nice and fat.

 

[Drwho10]

Yes, the feeling of a stranger in your mouth is the worst.

 

[Vanyanka]

More quickies.

 

[TQueen]

Nice. Last time I did a deep clean, I found my wedding ring so that was good.

 

[electrolyte]

Don't make many art projects composed of evil.

 

[minkyboodle]

Haha, or DO I..?! Dun dun DUN! Also, it tickled me to see that one in here instead of "As long as the tips are moistened, they don't weird me out."

 

[electrolyte]

Vaginal mesh is my jam.

 

[TQueen]

It's always sad when they have to shave your cat's anus. So undignified.

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

That's a fucking burrito.

 

[JenniLeigh]

Goddamnit.
Chicken Sandwich Boy, all over again...

 

[Drwho10]

!bang

 

[Drwho10]

I'll show you something circular

 

[Princess Gina Marie]

It was terrible and now my throat hurts.

 

[Vanyanka]

does this feel good

 

[Drwho10]

I wish they were big ones

 

[Vanyanka]

you slipped in ahead of me.

 

[TQueen]

We called that a walking taco.