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[electrolyte]

porn approved.

 

[Jharkan]

I went from having a dude to having a lady.

 

[LittleDrummerBoy]

I have chicken nipples.
And I installed them myself.

 

[scrmcasey]

So, once the bags of dicks are done, I should be able to get to it.

 

[aveline]

It's hard to fuck it up. Look, don't beat it too hard. Think about it as a muscle like it is. Beat it till it's tender and thin. Not fucking broken and dead. You want thin and tender. Not sad and dead. Beat it evenly.

 

[Jharkan]

I know where a truck with a trailer full of waffles are, and the person only wants $249.99 for the whole lot...

 

[Starslip]

I already went down. Thanks for nothing.

 

[JenniLeigh]

Great minds think alike

 

[theturkscribe]

Hmmmmm seems like I found an ok thread to post my video I made just for @Jharkan
https://i.imgur.com/3ifzCsv.mp4

 

[Jharkan]

Hmmmmm seems like I found an ok thread to post my video I made just for @Jharkan
https://i.imgur.com/3ifzCsv.mp4

 

[mboone73]

Holy smokes that was SO FAST!

 

[mboone73]

shoulda wacked harder

 

[mboone73]

Just tied it with a big ol dong.

 

[mboone73]

I've never been a dildo.

 

[mboone73]

I'm gonna need to play with this more when I get home

 

[mboone73]

I don't gotta use your mouths....

 

[Jerami]

You never really think about how important the toilet is, or where the modern toilet came from!

I just came across it two days ago.

 

[ChristopherASA]

Isn't the internet neat!

 

[JenniLeigh]

I actually thought of him and Jenni when I typed the keep it up part

Probably shouldn't admit that you think of us while thinking about keeping it up

 

[Metallica]

Probably shouldn't admit that you think of us while thinking about keeping it up

To be fair, you're probably one of the few women i could reference with such a statement and not be yelled at