You know you're a turker when...

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Within about five seconds you can determine whether or not:
- You feel satisfied with yourself
- At times you think you are no good at all
- You have a number of good qualities
- You are able to do things as well as most people
- You do or do not have much to be proud of
- You do or do not certainly feel useless at times
- You feel that you are a person of worth, at least on an equal plane with others
- You wish you could have more respect for yourself
- You feel like you're a failure, all in all
- You take a positive attitude toward yourself
 

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Within about five seconds you can determine whether or not:
- You feel satisfied with yourself
- At times you think you are no good at all
- You have a number of good qualities
- You are able to do things as well as most people
- You do or do not have much to be proud of
- You do or do not certainly feel useless at times
- You feel that you are a person of worth, at least on an equal plane with others
- You wish you could have more respect for yourself
- You feel like you're a failure, all in all
- You take a positive attitude toward yourself
...And whether or not you've ever had a fatal heart attack.
 

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Trying to take a survey on your phone and being told it can only be taken on a PC or Laptop
 
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Lepi

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You envy people working at Arby's, because at least they don't have to try and worry about self employment taxes.
You can have 3 tabs of porn open and it's all work related.
You periodically expect books or magazines to contain an attention check.
You read the words "A bat and a ball" and your immediate response is "5 cents, 47, 5 minutes"
When people ask you for your opinion, you feel a bit resentful that they don't offer you a penny.
 

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...when people ask what you do, you just tell them "it's hard to say."
...you use your Mturk buddies' weird screen names in conversations with your friends and family like they should know what you're talking about.
 

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Whenever any appliance makes a beeping or dinging noise, momentarily, you think it's an alert for a new HIT being posted.

Damn you, HIT scraper.:spaz:
 
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...you find a quarter in the ground while walking and think "Oh what a great and fast hit!". My husband and I do this every time with all change we find.