05/24 - Three-Toed Sloth Thursday!

[ducky]

@aveline what r u champ of?

 

[GTR]

is Star Wars that movie about this lost crew on a spaceship and they have a robot that always yells DANGER DANGER! and the captain is named Kirk or something like that and they are on a Planet called Vulcania and they have this cute little pet that you are not supposed to feed after midnight or let it get wet or it turns into a ghost and then you have to call this group of scientist that are specialist in busting ghost.

And if they cross the streams of these ghost catching device's they can get transported to this little country town where dancing is illegal and some upstart city guy just moved there to get everyone to dance but instead he ends up in detention on a Saturday at high school with four other misfits and one of the girls works as a welder but on the side she dances at a sleazy club but she wants to be a ballerina, but instead she ends up on this space station and there is something wrong with one of the crew and he gets a terrible case of indigestion and his chest explodes and this alien pops out and somehow gets transported back to Earth

but it is the year 1984 instead of 2555, and the alien is hunting for this girl that he must terminate in order to stop her from having a son that would stop the evil corporation Skynet.

But then the alien ends up in a Texas bar and when it tries to intimidate the locals, it finds it has met its match when out of nowhere this guy comes into the bar, takes his shirt and pants off, then roundhouse kicks the shit of the alien. Then the guy goes and puts on a white military academy uniform, then goes to the girl that works as a welder then he picks her up off her feet and carries her out of the welding shop, to live happily ever after...

 

[ecko]

is Star Wars that movie about this lost crew on a spaceship and they have a robot that always yells DANGER DANGER! and the captain is named Kirk or something like that and they are on a Planet called Vulcania and they have this cute little pet that you are not supposed to feed after midnight or let it get wet or it turns into a ghost and then you have to call this group of scientist that are specialist in busting ghost.

And if they cross the streams of these ghost catching device's they can get transported to this little country town where dancing is illegal and some upstart city guy just moved there to get everyone to dance but instead he ends up in detention on a Saturday at high school with four other misfits and one of the girls works as a welder but on the side she dances at a sleazy club but she wants to be a ballerina, but instead she ends up on this space station and there is something wrong with one of the crew abd he gets a terrible case of indigestion and his chest explodes and this alien pops out and somehow gets transported back to Earth

but it is the year 1984 instead of 2555, and the alien is hunting for this girl that he must terminate in order to stop her from having a son that would stop the evil corporation Skynet.

But then the alien ends up in a Texas bar and when it tries to intimidate the locals, it finds it has met its match when out of nowhere this guy comes into the bar, takes his shirt and pants off, then roundhouse kicks the shit of the alien. Then the guy goes and puts on a white military academy uniform, then goes to the girl that works as a welder then he picks her up off her feet and carries her out of the welding shop, to live happily ever after...

yep. that's the one.

 

[ducky]

wat

 

[micky]

is Star Wars that movie about this lost crew on a spaceship and they have a robot that always yells DANGER DANGER! and the captain is named Kirk or something like that and they are on a Planet called Vulcania and they have this cute little pet that you are not supposed to feed after midnight or let it get wet or it turns into a ghost and then you have to call this group of scientist that are specialist in busting ghost.

And if they cross the streams of these ghost catching device's they can get transported to this little country town where dancing is illegal and some upstart city guy just moved there to get everyone to dance but instead he ends up in detention on a Saturday at high school with four other misfits and one of the girls works as a welder but on the side she dances at a sleazy club but she wants to be a ballerina, but instead she ends up on this space station and there is something wrong with one of the crew abd he gets a terrible case of indigestion and his chest explodes and this alien pops out and somehow gets transported back to Earth

but it is the year 1984 instead of 2555, and the alien is hunting for this girl that he must terminate in order to stop her from having a son that would stop the evil corporation Skynet.

But then the alien ends up in a Texas bar and when it tries to intimidate the locals, it finds it has met its match when out of nowhere this guy comes into the bar, takes his shirt and pants off, then roundhouse kicks the shit of the alien. Then the guy goes and puts on a white military academy uniform, then goes to the girl that works as a welder then he picks her up off her feet and carries her out of the welding shop, to live happily ever after...

This is quite awesome. Well done, sir.

 

[A6_Foul_Out]

@aveline what r u champ of?

 

[lolkatB]

is Star Wars that movie about this lost crew on a spaceship and they have a robot that always yells DANGER DANGER! and the captain is named Kirk or something like that and they are on a Planet called Vulcania and they have this cute little pet that you are not supposed to feed after midnight or let it get wet or it turns into a ghost and then you have to call this group of scientist that are specialist in busting ghost.

And if they cross the streams of these ghost catching device's they can get transported to this little country town where dancing is illegal and some upstart city guy just moved there to get everyone to dance but instead he ends up in detention on a Saturday at high school with four other misfits and one of the girls works as a welder but on the side she dances at a sleazy club but she wants to be a ballerina, but instead she ends up on this space station and there is something wrong with one of the crew and he gets a terrible case of indigestion and his chest explodes and this alien pops out and somehow gets transported back to Earth

but it is the year 1984 instead of 2555, and the alien is hunting for this girl that he must terminate in order to stop her from having a son that would stop the evil corporation Skynet.

But then the alien ends up in a Texas bar and when it tries to intimidate the locals, it finds it has met its match when out of nowhere this guy comes into the bar, takes his shirt and pants off, then roundhouse kicks the shit of the alien. Then the guy goes and puts on a white military academy uniform, then goes to the girl that works as a welder then he picks her up off her feet and carries her out of the welding shop, to live happily ever after...

I remember every minute of it, and cried too.

 

[mboone73]

is Star Wars that movie about this lost crew on a spaceship and they have a robot that always yells DANGER DANGER! and the captain is named Kirk or something like that and they are on a Planet called Vulcania and they have this cute little pet that you are not supposed to feed after midnight or let it get wet or it turns into a ghost and then you have to call this group of scientist that are specialist in busting ghost.

And if they cross the streams of these ghost catching device's they can get transported to this little country town where dancing is illegal and some upstart city guy just moved there to get everyone to dance but instead he ends up in detention on a Saturday at high school with four other misfits and one of the girls works as a welder but on the side she dances at a sleazy club but she wants to be a ballerina, but instead she ends up on this space station and there is something wrong with one of the crew and he gets a terrible case of indigestion and his chest explodes and this alien pops out and somehow gets transported back to Earth

but it is the year 1984 instead of 2555, and the alien is hunting for this girl that he must terminate in order to stop her from having a son that would stop the evil corporation Skynet.

But then the alien ends up in a Texas bar and when it tries to intimidate the locals, it finds it has met its match when out of nowhere this guy comes into the bar, takes his shirt and pants off, then roundhouse kicks the shit of the alien. Then the guy goes and puts on a white military academy uniform, then goes to the girl that works as a welder then he picks her up off her feet and carries her out of the welding shop, to live happily ever after...

You forgot the part when they throw the one ring into the fires of Mt. Doom.

 

[GTR]

This is quite awesome. Well done, sir.

I just realized I left out the midget Chinese gardner that teaches this wimp to kick ass

 

[lolkatB]

I just realized I left out the midget Chinese gardner that teaches this wimp to kick ass

And the alien escaping in a flying bicycle?

 

[ducky]

don't you look at me like that

 

[GTR]

And the alien escaping in a flying bicycle?

dayum, how could i forget

 

[lolkatB]

dayum, how could i forget

Were you mesmerized by the other aliens and their magical 5 musical notes?

 

[sofaslug]

is Star Wars that movie about this lost crew on a spaceship and they have a robot that always yells DANGER DANGER! and the captain is named Kirk or something like that and they are on a Planet called Vulcania and they have this cute little pet that you are not supposed to feed after midnight or let it get wet or it turns into a ghost and then you have to call this group of scientist that are specialist in busting ghost.

And if they cross the streams of these ghost catching device's they can get transported to this little country town where dancing is illegal and some upstart city guy just moved there to get everyone to dance but instead he ends up in detention on a Saturday at high school with four other misfits and one of the girls works as a welder but on the side she dances at a sleazy club but she wants to be a ballerina, but instead she ends up on this space station and there is something wrong with one of the crew and he gets a terrible case of indigestion and his chest explodes and this alien pops out and somehow gets transported back to Earth

but it is the year 1984 instead of 2555, and the alien is hunting for this girl that he must terminate in order to stop her from having a son that would stop the evil corporation Skynet.

But then the alien ends up in a Texas bar and when it tries to intimidate the locals, it finds it has met its match when out of nowhere this guy comes into the bar, takes his shirt and pants off, then roundhouse kicks the shit of the alien. Then the guy goes and puts on a white military academy uniform, then goes to the girl that works as a welder then he picks her up off her feet and carries her out of the welding shop, to live happily ever after...

Congratulations. You just wrote a story that has way more depth than Ready Player One, IMO.

 

[aveline]

@aveline what r u champ of?

It was the hockey bracket thing
https://cliambrown.com/bracket/?league=xhmvnt

 

[GTR]

I'm damn sure gonna use this story the next time i run into a recall a time survey

 

[sofaslug]

Alright, everyone, have a good night.

Time to go climb shit, fall off, die, repeat in Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood.

 

[C to the J]

is Star Wars that movie about this lost crew on a spaceship and they have a robot that always yells DANGER DANGER! and the captain is named Kirk or something like that and they are on a Planet called Vulcania and they have this cute little pet that you are not supposed to feed after midnight or let it get wet or it turns into a ghost and then you have to call this group of scientist that are specialist in busting ghost.

And if they cross the streams of these ghost catching device's they can get transported to this little country town where dancing is illegal and some upstart city guy just moved there to get everyone to dance but instead he ends up in detention on a Saturday at high school with four other misfits and one of the girls works as a welder but on the side she dances at a sleazy club but she wants to be a ballerina, but instead she ends up on this space station and there is something wrong with one of the crew and he gets a terrible case of indigestion and his chest explodes and this alien pops out and somehow gets transported back to Earth

but it is the year 1984 instead of 2555, and the alien is hunting for this girl that he must terminate in order to stop her from having a son that would stop the evil corporation Skynet.

But then the alien ends up in a Texas bar and when it tries to intimidate the locals, it finds it has met its match when out of nowhere this guy comes into the bar, takes his shirt and pants off, then roundhouse kicks the shit of the alien. Then the guy goes and puts on a white military academy uniform, then goes to the girl that works as a welder then he picks her up off her feet and carries her out of the welding shop, to live happily ever after...

Early results are showing that this is not in fact copypasta.

 

[Michele]

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[Bokamo]

Alright, everyone, have a good night.

Time to go climb shit, fall off, die, repeat in Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood.

Awwww I've been playing Origins, and I love climbing all the random shit lol.