04/02 - Savoring Tricks Saturday!

[Devil_Dawg]

turkey taco

ftfy

 

[YAHU]

anyone here like relish?

 

[Pippa]

My siblings and I fought all the time. I took a hairspray and lighter after my brother one day and singed his hair. Thankfully that was all it did.

 

[Barf]

anyone here like relish?

Is it neon? Then yes!

 

[Devil_Dawg]

My siblings and I fought all the time. I took a hairspray and lighter after my brother one day and singed his hair. Thankfully that was all it did.

girls are evil shit

 

[Jerami]

Times have changed, if I would have pulled that shit in church my dad would have killed me.

Lol. I wished for 59 minutes that there were a responsible adult present to make a better judgment than I had. None to be found. Sorry. He stopped climbing the pews.

 

[electrolyte]

Are we confessing bad kid behavior? In elementary school, there was a kid who was pretending to drink a bottle of Elmer's glue. The lid was opened and in his mouth and he was pretending to chug it. I leaned over and squeezed the hell out of the bottle and he got a huge mouthful of glue. He half gagged, half vomited, and had to leave the class to go to the nurse. But the teacher thought he'd done it to himself and I never got caught. :innocent:

 

[YAHU]

Are we confessing bad kid behavior? In elementary school, there was a kid who was pretending to drink a bottle of Elmer's glue. The lid was opened and in his mouth and he was pretending to chug it. I leaned over and squeezed the hell out of the bottle and he got a huge mouthful of glue. He half gagged, half vomited, and had to leave the class to go to the nurse. But the teacher thought he'd done it to himself and I never got caught. :innocent:

I always knew you were

 

[Pippa]

girls are evil shit

 

[Jerami]

anyone here like relish?

I do. Pickle is my least favourite relish.

 

[Barf]

girls are evil shit

Nasty too, they will stuff used tampons between the mattress only to leave for you to clean up after they left town.

 

[Devil_Dawg]

Are we confessing bad kid behavior? In elementary school, there was a kid who was pretending to drink a bottle of Elmer's glue. The lid was opened and in his mouth and he was pretending to chug it. I leaned over and squeezed the hell out of the bottle and he got a huge mouthful of glue. He half gagged, half vomited, and had to leave the class to go to the nurse. But the teacher thought he'd done it to himself and I never got caught. :innocent:

I'm banned for life on the school bus

 

[YAHU]

Nasty too, they will stuff used tampons between the mattress only to leave for you to clean up after they left town.

.....................................

 

[Jerami]

Nasty too, they will stuff used tampons between the mattress only to leave for you clean up after they left town.

I thought the tampon fairy would come and leave you.. about $3.50.

 

[Devil_Dawg]

Nasty too, they will stuff used tampons between the mattress only to leave for you to clean up after they left town.

whatever your drinking...stop

 

[hyway]

A kid was making fun of my son's growling in the cafeteria and my daughter (same one) called him out on it. He just laughed. She bided her time because teachers were everywhere, but as they were leaving the cafeteria to go to their modular classroom outside, she got close to him and when they were passing this big mud puddle she just turned and shoved him hard as hell into it. It was like 6 inches deep and he went in face first

 

[YAHU]

A kid was making fun of my son's growling in the cafeteria and my daughter (same one) called him out on it. He just laughed. She bided her time because teachers were everywhere, but as they were leaving the cafeteria to go to their modular classroom outside, she got close to him and when they were passing this big mud puddle she just turned and shoved him hard as hell into it. It was like 6 inches deep and he went in face first

good. the little shit deserved it

 

[hyway]

I'm banned for life on the school bus

did that happen last week?

 

[Barf]

I thought the tampon fairy would come and leave you.. about $3.50.

Here it is.

 

[MerryLou]

I never ever hit my sister (she's ten years younger than me) but I did have to do 40 hours of community service for punching a boy in the face when I was about 16. He was threatening my friend with a knife and I just kinda reacted because I was scared.... yeah, the judicial system is screwed up.