12/10 - Living Coral Monday!

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apparently if you shovel 15 inches of snow off your porch, ramp to the car and driveway you can sleep from 11pm to 10am instead of 4am to 8am like usual.....who knew manual labor could cure insomnia?!?!
 

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that would lead to a full-out ww3 in my house
Kid doesn't even play with it.
Only stuffed toy he likes his Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy. Which is great because it's from build a bear and cost us like $30.
Never would I imagine paying so much for a stuffed animal lol
 

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I like to gamble as much as the other guys but jesus
It's not really gambling if you know you're going to lose. Best case scenario is the Futurama episode where Fry got vending machine egg salad. That's still a bad deal from where I'm sitting.
 

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It's not really gambling if you know you're going to lose. Best case scenario is the Futurama episode where Fry got vending machine egg salad. That's still a bad deal from where I'm sitting.
hot dog from under the heating lamps for 12 hours is a real shit squinter
 

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hot dog from under the heating lamps for 12 hours is a real shit squinter
Agreed. Tops on my “How drunk was I?” food list is a free taco from a guy pushing a food cart at 3 AM.

Drunk enough to eat a free street cart taco is the answer to that question if anyone was curious.
 
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Agreed. Tops on my “How drunk was I?” food list is a free taco from a guy pushing a food cart at 3 AM.

Drunk enough to eat a free street cart taco is the answer to that question if anyone was curious.
YO. Street cart tacos = best tacos. If I ever see anyone walking around selling tacos I'm 100000% going to eat them.

You only live once lol
 

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Agreed. Tops on my “How drunk was I?” food list is a free taco from a guy pushing a food cart at 3 AM.

Drunk enough to eat a free street cart taco is the answer to that question if anyone was curious.
at first I missed the 'food' in 'food cart' and thought you meant like, a homeless person pushing a shopping cart or something and I was honestly horrified
 
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