05/09 - Twizzlers Thursday!

[GTR]

I should start a blog filled with my wine-fueled musings.

Here I sit for my nightly dine
OH, not to eat food
but to drink my wine

Sometimes white, sometimes red
don't really care, as long as it buzzes my head

So now I will say goodnight
but not before I drink some white...

 

[Peachy]

Haven't you seen the Little Mermaid? They can grow legs if they need them to impress a man.

i havent seen the little mermaid in full

 

[Peachy]

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[mboone73]

Haven't you seen the Little Mermaid? They can grow legs if they need them to impress a man.

What else can they grow to impress a man?

 

[turkleton]

i havent seen the little mermaid in full

Basically, in order to get a man, she gets legs. What I don't like about the movie is, why couldn't the prince like her the way she is? Or like a woman who isn't underage?

 

[turkleton]

Here I sit for my nightly dine
OH, not to eat food
but to drink my wine

Sometimes white, sometimes red
don't really care, as long as it buzzes my head

So now I will say goodnight
but not before I drink some white...

I went into a Charming Charlies once to get a gift. That's like half of the merchandise there, just random shit with wine puns on them.

 

[turkleton]

What else can they grow to impress a man?

A big 'ol... brain.

 

[Peachy]

i need to look into mermaid culture

 

[JenniLeigh]

What else can they grow to impress a man?

I've got kale and radishes going pretty strong.

 

[mboone73]

Basically, in order to get a man, she gets legs. What I don't like about the movie is, why couldn't the prince like her the way she is? Or like a woman who isn't underage?

Maybe he had moral sensibility, or maybe he just wanted the V. It’s a philosophical question really.

 

[Peachy]

a lot of these women mermaid cosplay on google have legs

 

[aveline]

Basically, in order to get a man, she gets legs. What I don't like about the movie is, why couldn't the prince like her the way she is?

Because loving a fish is generally frowned upon in society.

 

[mboone73]

I've got kale and radishes going pretty strong.

Would you like to see my jalapeños?

Is this flirting?

 

[turkleton]

a lot of these women mermaid cosplay on google have legs

cheaters

 

[Vanyanka]

Here I sit for my nightly dine
OH, not to eat food
but to drink my wine

Sometimes white, sometimes red
don't really care, as long as it buzzes my head

So now I will say goodnight
but not before I drink some white...

Pretty good but I far prefer red.

 

[mboone73]

a lot of these women mermaid cosplay on google have legs

It’s like they’re not even trying.

 

[turkleton]

Because loving a fish is generally frowned upon in society.

But she's only half fish. And half human. Or neither if you count mermaids as their own things.

 

[JenniLeigh]

Would you like to see my jalapeños?

Is this flirting?

Not that I recall. But I can't show you my plants, it's dark out.

Perhaps I'm not current on the trends.

 

[Peachy]

an idea for a scary movie just came into my mind. a man obessed with mermaids tries to re-create his dates into mermaids. the man is david schwimmer

 

[aveline]

But she's only half fish. And half human. Or neither if you count mermaids as their own things.

Even still, loving half a fish is really fucking weird.