05/09 - Twizzlers Thursday!

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I should start a blog filled with my wine-fueled musings.
Here I sit for my nightly dine
OH, not to eat food
but to drink my wine

Sometimes white, sometimes red
don't really care, as long as it buzzes my head

So now I will say goodnight
but not before I drink some white...
 

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Haven't you seen the Little Mermaid? They can grow legs if they need them to impress a man.
i havent seen the little mermaid in full
 
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Here I sit for my nightly dine
OH, not to eat food
but to drink my wine

Sometimes white, sometimes red
don't really care, as long as it buzzes my head

So now I will say goodnight
but not before I drink some white...
I went into a Charming Charlies once to get a gift. That's like half of the merchandise there, just random shit with wine puns on them.
 
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i need to look into mermaid culture
 
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Basically, in order to get a man, she gets legs. What I don't like about the movie is, why couldn't the prince like her the way she is? Or like a woman who isn't underage?
Maybe he had moral sensibility, or maybe he just wanted the V. It’s a philosophical question really.
 

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Here I sit for my nightly dine
OH, not to eat food
but to drink my wine

Sometimes white, sometimes red
don't really care, as long as it buzzes my head

So now I will say goodnight
but not before I drink some white...
Pretty good but I far prefer red.
 

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an idea for a scary movie just came into my mind. a man obessed with mermaids tries to re-create his dates into mermaids. the man is david schwimmer
 
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