01/22 - Ferocious WARJlords Friday

[Billnye817]

Title: Dating App/Site Survey | PANDA Requester: Justine Fluent [AR4VTE1RN0JTR] (Contact) (TO): No TO (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Answer a survey about your dating app/site experience Time: 60 minutes Hits Available: 1 Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 80; Location is US

This took me less than 2 minutes.

 

[Monosyllabic Cacophony]

Who do I talk to about changing my burfdate....b/c, i kinda used a super super fake one when I signed up

 

[vickiJ]

What you're supposed to do now is take two, don't feel asleep, and feel heaven wash over you.

When my Dad had cancer, they gave him morphine. He said, "I don't know what all the talk about morphine is...all I got was a warm glow from inside."

When he was so sick that he couldn't eat, my sister and I pitched in and paid for THC tablets for him. He did not approve of marijuana in any form. We gave him a pill, told him it would help with the nausea. About 45 minutes later, he asked if we had any potato chips.

 

[lobo925]

Did somebody say vote for 5ALTY CA9TCHA5 ?

 

[TQueen]

Title: Dating App/Site Survey | PANDA Requester: Justine Fluent [AR4VTE1RN0JTR] (Contact) (TO): No TO (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Answer a survey about your dating app/site experience Time: 60 minutes Hits Available: 1 Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 80; Location is US

Been married far too long

 

[aveline]

Who do I talk to about changing my burfdate....b/c, i kinda used a super super fake one when I signed up

I can change it. You can just PM it to me, if you like.

 

[Monosyllabic Cacophony]

I can change it. You can just PM it to me, if you like.

done and done

 

[CindyLoUUWho]

My daughter fell asleep on the couch watching The SpongeBob movie, and she keeps saying "goofy goober" in her sleep.

That's even better than my cat snoring earlier today! :hearteyes:

 

[minmoo]

The Luke Chang hit needs people, if anyone hasn't done it yet

 

[essjay]

When my Dad had cancer, they gave him morphine. He said, "I don't know what all the talk about morphine is...all I got was a warm glow from inside."

When he was so sick that he couldn't eat, my sister and I pitched in and paid for THC tablets for him. He did not approve of marijuana in any form. We gave him a pill, told him it would help with the nausea. About 45 minutes later, he asked if we had any potato chips.

They gave me morphine during my daughter's delivery. My dad reminisced about the time they gave it to him after he was electrocuted in the 70s. "Goddamn. That shit's incredible."

This is the same man, though, who when I asked what on earth had possessed him to marry my mother replied "I don't know. It was the 70s. Probably quaaludes."

 

[thedorchannel]

The Luke Chang hit needs people, if anyone hasn't done it yet

ive had the panda running for the past 40 min and nothing

 

[Dinglefusser]

They gave me morphine during my daughter's delivery. My dad reminisced about the time they gave it to him after he was electrocuted in the 70s. "Goddamn. That shit's incredible."

This is the same man, though, who when I asked what on earth had possessed him to marry my mother replied "I don't know. It was the 70s. Probably quaaludes."

I can't stop laughing

 

[minmoo]

ive had the panda running for the past 40 min and nothing

I had it running for a while too, and just when I close the tab the damn thing accepted. Must be the snow

Edit: There's only a minute left and it's 5 out of 6...damn.

 

[nikicollazo]

Title: Match similar travel attractions from a list | PANDA Requester: Matt Powell [A6AHWJON9KUIX] (TO) TO Ratings: 0.00 Communicativity 3.00 Generosity 5.00 Fairness 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 4 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Find possible matches for a single travel attraction/location from a list of related locations Time: 60 minutes Hits Available: 28 Reward: $0.05 Qualifications: None

 

[Dinglefusser]

So I got an email about a qual from Geo Hive, never done any of their stuff so IDK. Should I pop a cork or get some TP and flush this qual ?

 

[nikicollazo]

So I got an email about a qual from Geo Hive, never done any of their stuff so IDK. Should I pop a cork or get some TP and flush this qual ?

only if you like money

 

[DjBonadoobie]

I don't even remember ever doing a GeoHive.

I'm blaming this on @DjBonadoobie

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[loki3404]

Title: Quick and Easy Test! | PANDA Requester: Jeffrey Grimes [A3RLK1CIQE0LNM] (TO) TO Ratings: ☭☭☭☭☭ 1.63 Communicativity ☭☭☭☭☭ 4.49 Generosity ☭☭☭☭☭ 5.00 Fairness ☭☭☭☭☭ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 54 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: - Time: 60 minutes Hits Available: 116 Reward: $1.01 Qualifications: F0F6E0ABACCB46608D6EB88F8EDF2E3C has been granted; Total approved HITs is not less than 1; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 90; Location is US

Already 10 minutes in. Pretty shitty for a Grimes hit

 

[tricker]

They gave me morphine during my daughter's delivery. My dad reminisced about the time they gave it to him after he was electrocuted in the 70s. "Goddamn. That shit's incredible."

This is the same man, though, who when I asked what on earth had possessed him to marry my mother replied "I don't know. It was the 70s. Probably quaaludes."

LOL!

I love morphine. I'm allergic to all NSAIDs which eliminates a ton of painkillers for me (I go into anaphylactic shock) so all I can take are opioids for pain. I loved my morphine pump after on c-section.

 

[essjay]

I can't stop laughing

We all (my family, my dad and my brother) lived together for several years and I used to tweet his random shit all the time. My friends loved it, but he'd get super pissed. "ARE YOU TWEETING ABOUT ME AGAIN?!" Yes, dad. Shut up.

But then he joined twitter and I had to lock my account down.