04/25 - Maestro Monday!

[Aydiarose]

Good afternoon you bowlegged penguin molesters.

 

[Peachy]

I like when a survey asks you "have any comments on this study (optional)", but when you type nothing in the field and click on the next button... it won't let you and says you didn't answer the question

Peachy not in the mood for this bs today

 

[coffeeowl]

I like when a survey asks you "have any comments on this study (optional)", but when you type nothing in the field and click on the next button... it won't let you and says you didn't answer the question

Peachy not in the mood for this bs today

NO!!! for those.

 

[essjay]

I got up too late for Zoltars, but don't really care. It's almost naptime.

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[loki3404]

I'm convinced that VDX uses a dartboard to figure out pay for their different tasks.

 

[SquishyFluffkin]

Title: Find dates property taxes are due | PANDA Requester: Robert Ross [A208KKGFD2EFET] (Contact) (TO): No TO (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Given a state and county name, find all due dates property taxes are due Time: 60 minutes Hits Available: 67 Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: None

1min AA.
Look easy.

Those are fire. Super easy!

 

[GenericPear]

I guess its time to do vdx

 

[Aydiarose]

Instead of the $3 bonus for top performers, we will be giving everyone in the study a $1 bonus for participating.

 

[Squatty]

Title: Imagination Survey | PANDA Requester: Imagination Lab [AG70PXIB1791E] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 1.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.45 Generosity ★★★★★ 2.71 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.50 Promptness Number of Reviews: 13 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Complete a survey on personality, imagination, and daydreaming. Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 4 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Location is US

 

[essjay]

I'm finding it particularly infuriating today how few people actually read things before they get all outraged. A friend of mine wrote a funny list ranking the Doctor Who companions from best to worst based on what their names would score in a game of Scrabble and people are getting SO UPSET because they failed to read the premise.

 

[Roscoe E Goldchain]

@P L A Y E R 9 1

 

[Jaded]

@P L A Y E R 9 1

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[Antamania]

I want to look for pools and/or solar panels.

 

[Yatagarasu]

I'm finding it particularly infuriating today how few people actually read things before they get all outraged. A friend of mine wrote a funny list ranking the Doctor Who companions from best to worst based on what their names would score in a game of Scrabble and people are getting SO UPSET because they failed to read the premise.

Even without the premise, people are allowed to have their opinions so that's pretty silly of them to get upset. Clara gets a ton of hate on /r/doctorwho but I liked her a lot for example.

 

[GenericPear]

Title: Academic survey with $1.50 completion award. | PANDA Requester: Christine Exley [A4LCJUP51VHRV] (TO) TO Ratings: 5.00 Communicativity 5.00 Generosity 5.00 Fairness 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 50 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: You will be asked to answer a 10 minute academic survey. Time: 60 minutes Hits Available: 1 Reward: $1.50 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 100, HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95, Location is US

 

[C to the J]

I want to look for pools and/or solar panels.

I want to do that at the same pay but 1/3rd of the work.
Come back to me Geohive.

 

[Bode "Emo Barry" Miller]

Title: Populate an excel file with e-mail addresses for provided Twitter handles Requester: David Stevens [A2QKUQE6CLJ69Q] (TO) TO Ratings: No TO (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: I have a list of Twitter handles and need someone to find their e-mail address using Google, Rapportive, etc. Time: 60 minutes Hits Available: 14820 Reward: $0.08 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is greater than 1000, HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 98

Batch requester @Tribune with his bad hits

 

[Antamania]

I want to do that at the same pay but 1/3rd of the work.
Come back to me Geohive.

Agreed. I'll take either or! I'm doing surveys right now, so disgusting.

 

[Jaded]

I'm finding it particularly infuriating today how few people actually read things before they get all outraged. A friend of mine wrote a funny list ranking the Doctor Who companions from best to worst based on what their names would score in a game of Scrabble and people are getting SO UPSET because they failed to read the premise.

There was this hilarious April fool's joke about people only reading headlines and sharing/commenting. People are dumb.(This is only partially related.)

in other news can I see the list your friend made because that would be interesting information for the next time I play Scrabble. (or just because I like to read DW related things.)

 

[essjay]

Even without the premise, people are allowed to have their opinions so that's pretty silly of them to get upset. Clara gets a ton of hate on /r/doctorwho but I liked her a lot for example.

/r/DoctorWho is a wretched hive of scum and villainy and I only visit it to judge and mock people in my head.