Once upon a time there was a green rat named Pleco. He acted like a person. He liked to eat pizza. The rat lived in a house. He traveled by subway. He usually had pizza with him. One day this green rat met a beautiful other rat. They got rat married. We can understand some of what they say. They have a lot of problems. They also talk a lot. They like to talk to other rats, people, red pandas, and other creatures. One day they went to the grocery store. They are rats so they shop in the parking lot. They get chased out of the store. They got some cheezits that had fallen out of someone's car. They were very happy then.
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I wrote this short story for a survey. I saved it because it is a piece of art.