06/21 - The Price is Right on Tuesday!

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electrolyte

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Yea, it's pooping rainbow poop because of how easy the squatty potty seat makes it to poop. Kids eat the ice cream/poop, using toilet paper for napkins.

If you didn't know what the unicorn was from, why is your user name similar in origins to the squatty potty?
I sure wish there was a video of this. It sounds simply amazing!
 

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Just got back from my neighbor's house. Who has a pool. And a super cool zipline from their tree house into said pool.

My brother texted me that he will help me pay for a pool for my yard as long as he has full access when he is visiting California.

Looks like in a couple of weeks I'll be turking and talking to y'all next to our new pool. While I use those super cool electric swatters some of you introduced me to to kill mosquitoes. And turking for the rest of the summer to pay for the chemicals for this new frakking pool my neighbor, kid, and brother just told me I am now buying. And will be the only one keeping algae free in 110 degree weather. Cuz aint no one else going out there in the heat to keep the critters out of the pool but me!
 

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I guess sarcasm doesn't translate well into text... Huh? electrolyte @electrolyte
Considering sarcasm relies almost entirely on body language and tonal inflection to communicate itself as sarcasm... one might say it really is the lowest form of wit on the internet.
 
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