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Considering sarcasm relies almost entirely on body language and tonal inflection to communicate itself as sarcasm... one might say it really is the lowest form of wit on the internet.
The highest form or wit are fart jokes told while standing on a tall ladder.
 

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Considering sarcasm relies almost entirely on body language and tonal inflection to communicate itself as sarcasm... one might say it really is the lowest form of wit on the internet.
Lower than innuendo?

Get it? Lower?
 
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This is the first time I've ever heard as a priest being referred to as a medical practitioner.
 
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Title: Rate your health practitioner: survey on experiences with healers, instructors, health professionals(~ 50 minutes) | PANDA
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This is the first time I've ever heard as a priest being referred to as a medical practitioner.
You don't use prayer and holy water to cure your cancer?
 

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One time, a friend of mine told me I was one of the most sarcastic people she'd ever met.

I took it as a compliment.
As well you should.

You're also one of the most :whip::whip::whip::whip: I've ever met.

:love:
 

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wow how drunk was i?
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LOL! I dunno :) But you gave me advice on my kid and where to buy clothes for this gigantic human who has taken up residence in my home and does not resemble the little boy I gave birth to, lol (see my sig for why I turk!)
 
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LOL! I dunno :) But you gave me advice on my kid and where to buy clothes for this gigantic human who has taken up residence in my home and does not resemble the little boy I gave birth to, lol (see my sig for why I turk!)
 
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christ. I gotta lose some weight if I'm buying a pool. turkfit here I come.
 
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