06/25 - Starcade Saturday!

[electrolyte]

This guy again...

Title: Help me figure out what's going on with my debit card | PANDA Requester: Kevin [A10F0OVV7A0U74] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 5.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.00 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 4 | TOS Flags: 1 Submit a new TO review Description: Help me figure out what's going on with my debit card Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.25 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is greater than 100;HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 95

 

[Red Leaf Falls]

I promise next time I drink, in 2080 because I hate alcohol now, I'll stay and say stupid things to everyone's delight.

You need alcohol for that?

 

[Devil_Dawg]

Blackjack?

I've made some money playing poker online but damn if I don't have the worst luck playing IRL

video poker has the best odds, but even then the house will win in the long run. I don't gamble for that very reason. I would rather get drunk and look at half-naked girls (or full naked)

 

[Vanyanka]

Don't, come on, don't be a Saturday dick.

What the fuck is a Saturday dick?

 

[C to the J]

 

[Devil_Dawg]

What the fuck is a Saturday dick?

you miss sex education in high school?

 

[Red Leaf Falls]

This guy again...

Title: Help me figure out what's going on with my debit card | PANDA Requester: Kevin [A10F0OVV7A0U74] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 5.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.00 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 4 | TOS Flags: 1 Submit a new TO review Description: Help me figure out what's going on with my debit card Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.25 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is greater than 100;HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 95

This just keeps getting more interesting

 

[Vanyanka]

you miss sex education in high school?

Yes, I live in Utah. Abstinence only.

 

[Pleco]

You need alcohol for that?

Burned.

 

[J.D.]

Free Steam game, idk which game it is though

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[C to the J]

What the fuck is a Saturday dick?

One that doesn't call you back.

 

[Pleco]

Yes, I live in Utah. Abstinence only.

Well that obviously didn't work at all on you.

 

[Red Leaf Falls]

Free Steam game, idk which game it is though

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My preferred type of gambling, steam roulette.

 

[Devil_Dawg]

Well that obviously didn't work at all on you.

 

[Vanyanka]

One that doesn't call you back.

Oh, well I'm not sure that works in the context he used it in then...

 

[Vanyanka]

Well that obviously didn't work at all on you.

I am quite the slut.

 

[Devil_Dawg]

I am quite the slut.

whereabouts in Utah...asking for a friend

 

[Lex_Turker]

Title: Very quick and easy study! | PANDA Requester: Arber Tasimi [A3HV5BCXR7LKU4] (TO) TO Ratings: ☭☭☭☭☭ 4.00 Communicativity ☭☭☭☭☭ 3.71 Generosity ☭☭☭☭☭ 5.00 Fairness ☭☭☭☭☭ 4.91 Promptness Number of Reviews: 20 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Answer a few simple questions (<~2 minutes)! Time: 3 hours Hits Available: 1 Reward: $0.60 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 1000; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 91; Location is US

edit: Never mind. It appears to be broken.

 

[Vanyanka]

whereabouts in Utah...asking for a friend

Salt Lake now but I grew up most in Utah county.

 

[Pleco]

I am quite the slut.

The fact that you just said it so matter-of-factly on a Saturday noon is making me crack up.