06/27 - Mild Confusion Monday

[TQueen]

ouch

Well you were the one storming out on us

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

I should turk while I'm awake...
instead of getting signed up for hypothetical threesomes...

The only thing making it hypothetical is a lack of commitment, and the fact my girlfriend has no idea who any of you are. That's okay though, she seems to like the other figments of my imagination I introduced her to.

 

[tyr888]

It's fucking expensive...

especially the good bacon, that thick slab bacon you can only get at the deli counter or the butcher.

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

coincidentally, this is also the only type of bacon you want to use for praline bacon

 

[Princess Gina Marie]

I SENTENCE YOU TO BE EXPOSED BEFORE YOUR PEERS.

 

[Definitely Not Riss]

the wire, or true detective

I have finished true detective and the wire makes me bored.

 

[JenniLeigh]

The only thing making it hypothetical is a lack of commitment, and the fact my girlfriend has no idea who any of you are. That's okay though, she seems to like the other figments of my imagination I introduced her to.

You're forgetting about distance...
and money.... (for the distance- not the threesome...)

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

I think I'd rather it be all girls. Softer and they smell better.

I will have you know I smell delightfully of weed and spearmint Altoids arctic.

 

[Vanyanka]

I need something new to watch. I am caught up on everything main streamy and I am overly familiar with every single case on Investigative Discovery. HELP!

Jessica Jones?

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

You're forgetting about distance...
and money.... (for the distance- not the threesome...)

I do have that Sonic Transducer, I mean if it can get me to other planets. Hahaha.

 

[Jaded]

I will have you know I smell delightfully of weed and spearmint Altoids arctic.

 

[tyr888]

Title: Answer a quick question related to eyewitness memory | PANDA Requester: Kristin [A3IVI3PRNCVDPJ] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 0.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.00 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 4 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: Complete a very short question related to eyewitness memory and provide non-identifying information. Time: 6 minutes HITs Available: 51 Reward: $0.10 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95

1 minute, 12 seconds
easy as pie

 

[Definitely Not Riss]

I will have you know I smell delightfully of weed and spearmint Altoids arctic.

That's not soft that's curiously strong

 

[Vanyanka]

I don't remember signing that part of the friend contract

Listen, I do all sorts of weird things for you. I've killed dozens of people!

 

[Vanyanka]

the wire, or true detective

The Wire! But you'll want to kill yourself when you're one. Season four almost did me in forever.

 

[Kerek]

Listen, I do all sorts of weird things for you. I've killed dozens of people!

How is that weird? All of the admins have directly killed or are responsible for the deaths of thousands.

 

[Jaded]

How is that weird? All of the admins have directly killed or are responsible for the deaths of thousands.

None of us were charged, that doesn't count.

 

[TQueen]

Listen, I do all sorts of weird things for you. I've killed dozens of people!

I have no idea what she is talking about, I don't know her. @Kerek please document this as me saying this @Vanyanka chick is clearly stalking me and I have no recollection of ever talking to her.

 

[YAHU]

I have no idea what she is talking about, I don't know her. @Kerek please document this as me saying this @Vanyanka chick is clearly stalking me and I have no recollection of ever talking to her.

@Kerek, do none of this and post a picture of a red panda instead

 

[Kerek]

I have no idea what she is talking about, I don't know her. @Kerek please document this as me saying this @Vanyanka chick is clearly stalking me and I have no recollection of ever talking to her.

 

[Definitely Not Riss]

This is not what you were just told to do. Where are the mods when you need them?
#inb4ban