07/01 - Freya Crescent Friday!

[Barbwire]

Shut up Barbie

back in 3rd grade are we?

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[Kerek]

How else will I get rid of the spiders?

 

[Matilda Jones]

Ok, the smartphone survey just sent me NINE emails about the missing code and giving me a code to submit except I already submitted it. I want to explain it to them, but I'm afraid I'm going to get 27 emails if I do.

 

[thedorchannel]

what the backflipping fuck?

Title: Academic Research Former Students | PANDA Requester: Christopher Borders [A34LUFHRN0UG3T] (TO) TO Ratings: ☭☭☭☭☭ 5.00 Communicativity ☭☭☭☭☭ 5.00 Generosity ☭☭☭☭☭ 5.00 Fairness ☭☭☭☭☭ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 3 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Upload anonymized college transcripts and anonymized loan data for research purposes Time: 41 minutes Hits Available: 1 Reward: $4.00 Qualifications: None

"Please provide your anonymized, unofficial Academic Transcript AND anonymized student loan data for research purposes."

 

[Brocktoon]

The nice thing about going beast mode on a batch like those Kari hits the other night... is going Bode mode for days afterward.

Everyone have a good holiday. Use common sense... don't set your house on fire.

Or blow half your hand off like JPP.

 

[TurkingMaster]

VIRALS!!!

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[Jaded]

VIRALS!!!

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[Squatty]

VIRALS!!!

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This is pure evil.

 

[Bokamo]

My new mouse came!!!! Now, to finish my ethics homework so I can turk on all the shit hits all night. I'm easily excited people, Friday night is obviously rockin in my house lol.

 

[coffeeowl]

VIRALS!!!

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[Princess Gina Marie]

Don't you live in a place that probably has amazing sweet potato pie?

Possibly? But I've never had it before.

Never see it either ._.

 

[Kerek]

Possibly? But I've never had it before.

Never see it either ._.

If only we had an eye roll smiley.

@aveline

 

[Horse Feathers]

VIRALS!!!

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[Lepi]

Good afternoon, you adolesent sexual fantasies.

@tricker I saw you tag me yesterday and I felt compelled.

Motel Turkofornia

In a dark dirty basement
my ass glued to my chair.
Warm smell of hot pockets
rising up through the air.

Though I had ramen noodles aplenty,
my wallet was too light
my bills were heavy and my prospects dim,
And I wanted pizza that night

There it stood in my history;
I felt my confidence swell
And I was thinking to myself,
"I'll make some money, this will go well"

So I joined with a forum, and they showed me the way
There were whispers coming from the work thread,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Motel Turkofornia
It's a lovely job (it's a lovely job)
We're a lovely mob
Plenty of HITs at the Motel Turkofornia
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find them here

Her mind is Jamiello-twisted
She's got the Peter Burke Bends
She got a lot of tasty, tasty HITs
that she calls friends
How they turk on their futons, grey faded sweats.
Some turk to remember, some turk to forget

So I called up the Admin,
"Please bring me more Endors"
He said, "That requester won't be back until Thursday night at 4"
And still those PANDAs are dinging from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Motel Turkofornia
It's a lovely job (it's a lovely job)
We're a lovely mob
They're dicking around at the Motel Turkofornia
What a nice demise (what a nice demise)
With their fast replies...

PANDAs on TurkMaster,
The PBR on ice
And she said "We are all just freelancers here, for the lowest price"
And in the Master's chambers,
Tons of HITs to catch
They open up like 20 tabs,
But they just can't kill the batch

Last thing I remember
I was slamming Alt-f4
I had to find the passage back
To the job I worked before
"Relax, " said the night crew,
"We are programmed to deceive.
You can log-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! "

 

[Princess Gina Marie]

back in 3rd grade are we?

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You haven't learned that about me by now? :aikon3:

 

[Jaded]

Good afternoon, you adolesent sexual fantasies.

@tricker I saw you tag me yesterday and I felt compelled.

Motel Turkofornia

In a dark dirty basement
my ass glued to my chair.
Warm smell of hot pockets
rising up through the air.

Though I had ramen noodles aplenty,
my wallet was too light
my bills were heavy and my prospects dim,
And I wanted pizza that night

There it stood in my history;
I felt my confidence swell
And I was thinking to myself,
"I'll make some money, this will go well"

So I joined with a forum, and they showed me the way
There were whispers coming from the work thread,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Motel Turkofornia
It's a lovely job (it's a lovely job)
We're a lovely mob
Plenty of HITs at the Motel Turkofornia
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find them here

Her mind is Jamiello-twisted
She's got the Peter Burke Bends
She got a lot of tasty, tasty HITs
that she calls friends
How they turk on their futons, grey faded sweats.
Some turk to remember, some turk to forget

So I called up the Admin,
"Please bring me more Endors"
He said, "That requester won't be back until Thursday night at 4"
And still those PANDAs are dinging from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Motel Turkofornia
It's a lovely job (it's a lovely job)
We're a lovely mob
They're dicking around at the Motel Turkofornia
What a nice demise (what a nice demise)
With their fast replies...

PANDAs on TurkMaster,
The PBR on ice
And she said "We are all just freelancers here, for the lowest price"
And in the Master's chambers,
Tons of HITs to catch
They open up like 20 tabs,
But they just can't kill the batch

Last thing I remember
I was slamming Alt-f4
I had to find the passage back
To the job I worked before
"Relax, " said the night crew,
"We are programmed to deceive.
You can log-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! "

This is fantastic.

 

[Barbwire]

You haven't learned that about me by now? :aikon3:

 

[TurkingMaster]

Good afternoon, you adolesent sexual fantasies.

@tricker I saw you tag me yesterday and I felt compelled.

Motel Turkofornia

In a dark dirty basement
my ass glued to my chair.
Warm smell of hot pockets
rising up through the air.

Though I had ramen noodles aplenty,
my wallet was too light
my bills were heavy and my prospects dim,
And I wanted pizza that night

There it stood in my history;
I felt my confidence swell
And I was thinking to myself,
"I'll make some money, this will go well"

So I joined with a forum, and they showed me the way
There were whispers coming from the work thread,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Motel Turkofornia
It's a lovely job (it's a lovely job)
We're a lovely mob
Plenty of HITs at the Motel Turkofornia
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find them here

Her mind is Jamiello-twisted
She's got the Peter Burke Bends
She got a lot of tasty, tasty HITs
that she calls friends
How they turk on their futons, grey faded sweats.
Some turk to remember, some turk to forget

So I called up the Admin,
"Please bring me more Endors"
He said, "That requester won't be back until Thursday night at 4"
And still those PANDAs are dinging from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Motel Turkofornia
It's a lovely job (it's a lovely job)
We're a lovely mob
They're dicking around at the Motel Turkofornia
What a nice demise (what a nice demise)
With their fast replies...

PANDAs on TurkMaster,
The PBR on ice
And she said "We are all just freelancers here, for the lowest price"
And in the Master's chambers,
Tons of HITs to catch
They open up like 20 tabs,
But they just can't kill the batch

Last thing I remember
I was slamming Alt-f4
I had to find the passage back
To the job I worked before
"Relax, " said the night crew,
"We are programmed to deceive.
You can log-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! "

 

[Princess Gina Marie]

If only we had an eye roll smiley.

@aveline

But...

All the places here have like... banana pudding

 

[<Gucci>]

warning

what the backflipping fuck?

Title: Academic Research Former Students | PANDA Requester: Christopher Borders [A34LUFHRN0UG3T] (TO) TO Ratings: ☭☭☭☭☭ 5.00 Communicativity ☭☭☭☭☭ 5.00 Generosity ☭☭☭☭☭ 5.00 Fairness ☭☭☭☭☭ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 3 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Upload anonymized college transcripts and anonymized loan data for research purposes Time: 41 minutes Hits Available: 1 Reward: $4.00 Qualifications: None

"Please provide your anonymized, unofficial Academic Transcript AND anonymized student loan data for research purposes."

they just want someone's GED I think...