07/01 - Freya Crescent Friday!

[Not A Robot]

DamnitTT!!! Experiment froze halfway through $4 brain training experiment.. fuuuuuuu

 

[electrolyte]

Good afternoon, you adolesent sexual fantasies.

@tricker I saw you tag me yesterday and I felt compelled.

Motel Turkofornia

In a dark dirty basement
my ass glued to my chair.
Warm smell of hot pockets
rising up through the air.

Though I had ramen noodles aplenty,
my wallet was too light
my bills were heavy and my prospects dim,
And I wanted pizza that night

There it stood in my history;
I felt my confidence swell
And I was thinking to myself,
"I'll make some money, this will go well"

So I joined with a forum, and they showed me the way
There were whispers coming from the work thread,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Motel Turkofornia
It's a lovely job (it's a lovely job)
We're a lovely mob
Plenty of HITs at the Motel Turkofornia
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find them here

Her mind is Jamiello-twisted
She's got the Peter Burke Bends
She got a lot of tasty, tasty HITs
that she calls friends
How they turk on their futons, grey faded sweats.
Some turk to remember, some turk to forget

So I called up the Admin,
"Please bring me more Endors"
He said, "That requester won't be back until Thursday night at 4"
And still those PANDAs are dinging from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Motel Turkofornia
It's a lovely job (it's a lovely job)
We're a lovely mob
They're dicking around at the Motel Turkofornia
What a nice demise (what a nice demise)
With their fast replies...

PANDAs on TurkMaster,
The PBR on ice
And she said "We are all just freelancers here, for the lowest price"
And in the Master's chambers,
Tons of HITs to catch
They open up like 20 tabs,
But they just can't kill the batch

Last thing I remember
I was slamming Alt-f4
I had to find the passage back
To the job I worked before
"Relax, " said the night crew,
"We are programmed to deceive.
You can log-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! "

I am laughing out loud and getting strange looks here. This is brilliant.

 

[jklmnop]

Good afternoon, you adolesent sexual fantasies.

@tricker I saw you tag me yesterday and I felt compelled.

Motel Turkofornia

In a dark dirty basement
my ass glued to my chair.
Warm smell of hot pockets
rising up through the air.

Though I had ramen noodles aplenty,
my wallet was too light
my bills were heavy and my prospects dim,
And I wanted pizza that night

There it stood in my history;
I felt my confidence swell
And I was thinking to myself,
"I'll make some money, this will go well"

So I joined with a forum, and they showed me the way
There were whispers coming from the work thread,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Motel Turkofornia
It's a lovely job (it's a lovely job)
We're a lovely mob
Plenty of HITs at the Motel Turkofornia
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find them here

Her mind is Jamiello-twisted
She's got the Peter Burke Bends
She got a lot of tasty, tasty HITs
that she calls friends
How they turk on their futons, grey faded sweats.
Some turk to remember, some turk to forget

So I called up the Admin,
"Please bring me more Endors"
He said, "That requester won't be back until Thursday night at 4"
And still those PANDAs are dinging from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Motel Turkofornia
It's a lovely job (it's a lovely job)
We're a lovely mob
They're dicking around at the Motel Turkofornia
What a nice demise (what a nice demise)
With their fast replies...

PANDAs on TurkMaster,
The PBR on ice
And she said "We are all just freelancers here, for the lowest price"
And in the Master's chambers,
Tons of HITs to catch
They open up like 20 tabs,
But they just can't kill the batch

Last thing I remember
I was slamming Alt-f4
I had to find the passage back
To the job I worked before
"Relax, " said the night crew,
"We are programmed to deceive.
You can log-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! "

 

[Kerek]

But...

All the places here have like... banana pudding

Ask @TQueen where to get good pie if you don't have any then.

 

[Not A Robot]

Kill me.

 

[Princess Gina Marie]

I am not the debul I'm a princess. The horns are just there to keep my crown straight

 

[TQueen]

Ask @TQueen where to get good pie if you don't have any then.

Is this some kind of fat joke?

 

[Squatty]

Title: Find the Website Address for a Business | PANDA Requester: Cy [AOSSMKAG49MSI] (TO) TO Ratings: TO Unavailable Submit a new TO review Description: Given the company's name, find the URL for their official website Time: 10 minutes HITs Available: 311 Reward: $0.05 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 5000;HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 98

 

[Metallica]

Did I really just read thought-up lyrics to describe Turk?
This place is fucking weird and I love it.

 

[Kerek]

Is this some kind of fat joke?

I think it was more of a thing but also serious because sweet potato pie is delicious and people should try it.

 

[wipeout4wh]

DamnitTT!!! Experiment froze halfway through $4 brain training experiment.. fuuuuuuu

I'm pretty sure I know which one you're talking about. It did the same for me, and the screen just went black.

 

[Princess Gina Marie]

Ask @TQueen where to get good pie if you don't have any then.

No

She would just start yapping about some stupid flat pie with pineapple and ham on it

 

[TQueen]

I think it was more of a thing but also serious because sweet potato pie is delicious and people should try it.

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[Not A Robot]

I'm pretty sure I know which one you're talking about. It did the same for me, and the screen just went black.

What did you do? It's the first part of a 10 part study and it took a good 30 minutes to get as far as I did. This is what hell is like.

 

[Barbwire]

did anyone else not get a code for that .80c google studyrecruiter HIT

 

[coffeeowl]

SB has a stealth code out. Get yours: http://iheart.swagbucks.com/pages/2016/07/4th_of_july

 

[Princess Gina Marie]

I think it was more of a thing but also serious because sweet potato pie is delicious and people should try it.

I will but only cause I trust your taste (in yummies )

 

[wipeout4wh]

What did you do? It's the first part of a 10 part study and it took a good 30 minutes to get as far as I did. This is what hell is like.

I had to return it. I'm not sure if it was the same one, though. I don't think mine was a 10 part study.

 

[electrolyte]

Title: Take a 1-question survey (US-based) | PANDA Requester: PickFu [AI2HRFAYYSAW7] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 4.12 Communicativity ★★★★★ 4.30 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.70 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.77 Promptness Number of Reviews: 252 | TOS Flags: 1 Submit a new TO review Description: Pick the choice that best answers the question. Time: 5 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.04 Qualifications: PickFu NDA is 1;Location is US

 

[Matilda Jones]

Genius.