Friends of MTC! Harken unto me, and know the bitter bite of betrayal. Long have I thought that Lepi loved me, and only in jest did she speak ill of me. Alas, I have found that her intent must, in truth, be to crush my very soul. Behold! The deepest betrayal possible. When last she did go to the market she made many a purchase of snack items. Not least among these, cookies. Not just any baked sweet delights did she purchase. Nay! She purchased those sweetest of morsels, Raspberry Chocolate Milanos, prepared by the farmers of Pepperidge. Long have I loved these cookies, and long has she known of my love. Why then did she not tell me of her purchase? Moreover, why were they hidden from my sight, tucked into the recesses of yon pantry? Hidden behind the horrid Orange Chocolate Milanos favored by those of less discerning taste. By mere happenstance did I stumble upon them whilst on a late night hunt for sustenance. Aye friends, tis true. My dear Lepi, whom I have loved ere I gazed upon her lovely face hath surely conspired against me. Gladly would she have left the secret of the milanos untold till they had surely gone stale, so great must be her hatred for me....
Oh, Lepi... uh... hi. Um, I was just telling the guys here how kind and thoughtful you were for buying me these cookies.