Oh man, I ran into the best troll last night on OW, telling us we all sucked at everything. Somehow it went into:
"I was a rocket scientist before you were born."
"I went to the Georgia Institute of Technology, the premiere aerospace engineering school." Said where he worked, kept calling us all "kiddo," etc.
Later, when they finally won:
"See what happens when we're not all drunk as fuck? [insert more smack talk]" Me: "should you be building rockets when you're drunk??" "I build rockets during the day, ********."
I was laughing and crying so hard. Pretty sure that's why we lost that last match.