Post throwdown for WARJLords!

[Jaded]

 

[Lepi]

IT GOES ON, AND ON, AND ON, AND ONNNNNNNNNN

Jaded stop double posting you miscreant.

 

[Jaded]

 

[Vanyanka]

“There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.”
-Wodehouse

 

[Jaded]

I got excited. Sorry ;-;

 

[Lepi]

I don't know who this Wodehouse guy is, but I like his style.

 

[Jaded]

 

[Vanyanka]

I don't know who this Wodehouse guy is, but I like his style.

WHAT? Jeeves and Wooster. I've never laughed so hard at an author.

 

[Lepi]

I think I might be hungry.

 

[Jaded]

I would say go eat something but we have things to win.

 

[Vanyanka]

I'm eating a Siggi's yogurt.

 

[Lepi]

I just opted for a hunk of bread. Man can't live of bread, but I sure as hell can.

 

[Jaded]

Need bread and cheese, that's all.

 

[Vanyanka]

Holy shit, I just saw an alarm clock that supposedly wakes you up with an orgasm.

 

[Jaded]

whoa.

 

[Lepi]

I... don't think I'm entirely comfortable being sexually pleasured by my alarm clock.

 

[Jaded]

But, like, how would that work?

Wouldn't you get all wrapped up in wires if you tried to sleep with that on?

Okay, seriously, I have a story baking in my head so I have to go write it. I'll be back in an hour or so.

 

[Vanyanka]

I... don't think I'm entirely comfortable being sexually pleasured by my alarm clock.

Prude.

 

[Krikket]

"StationAry" refers to not moving, but stationEry means letters, envelopes and other
letter writing material. An Easy way to remember is: "stationery has an E, as with
Envelopes."

 

[Jaded]

prune