Post throwdown for WARJLords!

[Vanyanka]

The aorta of a blue whale is large enough for a human to crawl through.

 

[essjay]

I found Sunny fanfic while drunk af this weekend. Blame Nic Cage.

https://www.fanfiction.net/tv/It-s-Always-Sunny-in-Philadelphia/

 

[Vanyanka]

"She gave me the sort of look she would have given a leper she wasn't fond of."
-PG Wodehouse

 

[essjay]

TMW you're snooping on your kid's forum shenans and see that he's said something like this:

Especially when it comes to gender diversity. But that's another topic.

:heart::heart::heart:

 

[Vanyanka]

"I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that . . . just loafed, I suppose."
-PG Wodehouse

 

[Lepi]

Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.

This doesn't make any sense. If you're going to be afraid of a number, you should be afraid of 7. That bastard ate nine.

 

[Krikket]

TMW you're snooping on your kid's forum shenans and see that he's said something like this:

:heart::heart::heart:

Your kid is awesome.

 

[Vanyanka]

Your kid is awesome.

Seriously.

 

[Lepi]

Oenophobia- Fear of wines.

Oh my god.

What is your life?

This is awful.

 

[essjay]

Your kid is awesome.

INORITE?!

I mean, I knew he was, but then I see stuff like this and it makes me super proud to be his mom.

 

[Vanyanka]

Nintendo, the popular video game company, was actually founded in 1889 as a playing card company.

 

[essjay]

I see you, @nickhatesyou!

 

[Vanyanka]

Oenophobia- Fear of wines.

Oh my god.

What is your life?

This is awful.

My husband doesn't care for wine. It's been hard for us.

 

[essjay]

My husband doesn't care for wine. It's been hard for us.

Mine doesn't really drink. He'll occasionally take sips of mine and I mad dog him the entire time.

 

[Lepi]

My husband doesn't care for wine. It's been hard for us.

Between this and that sass mouth earlier, I don't understand why you keep him.

 

[Vanyanka]

Between this and that sass mouth earlier, I don't understand why you keep him.

He's the funniest person I've ever met.

 

[Lepi]

He's the funniest person I've ever met.

Damn those funny boys... that's how they get you

 

[Krikket]

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves - Albert einstein

 

[Lepi]

Omphalophobia- Fear of belly buttons.

 

[essjay]

Srsly laughing my ass off that my kid decided to write five hundred words about what's wrong with the current spider design on a game he plays.

Totes my son.