11/26 - Scarves Saturday!

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I am not sure when you felt the need to imply I was not worth $20, but you're kind of rude...
So yeah, no seriously you can stop
Sorry about that. I was just joking. Didn't think you would take it to heart.
 

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reminds me of a joke:



A young man asks his girlfriend if she would like to join his family for dinner. She happily agrees and that evening, the two drives off.

They arrive safely at the parent’s home. At the family dinner, just as the mother begins to pass the appetizers out, the young woman feels a rumble in the pit of her gut. Already she can tell that her stomach is upset. Not wanting to be rude, she proceeds to spoon herself some food.

Suddenly, she rips a terrible fart. It is loud. It smells. The entire family stares right at her. The mother stands up and points in her direction.

“Colby! Stop that!”

The young woman looks under her chair to find an old, lazy hound dog. She realizes the family has mistaken their dog as the culprit, and the woman exhales a sigh of relief. Now she can fart without worry, for the hound dog will take the blame.

Throughout the remainder of the dinner, the young woman continues to let loose, each one worse than the next.

“Colby!” ”Hey!” ”Enough!”

As the mother brings out the dessert, the young woman lets loose with a final, trumpeting, outburst. With that, the mother slams her fist down on the table and shouts.

“COLBY! GET OUT FROM UNDER THAT WOMAN’S CHAIR BEFORE SHE CRAPS ALL OVER YOU!”
tl:dr :wink:
210 words. Good job. Go get your nickel!
 

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Apology accepted.
I just didn't think it was that humorous.
We are good. Let's Move on.
Are you really a vegetarian? I was thinking about cutting back on meat because my doctor told me. However, I'm not sure if I can. I love meat too much.
 

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ThatsNotMyName

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Are you really a vegetarian? I was thinking about cutting back on meat because my doctor told me. However, I'm not sure if I can. I love meat too much.
Well, It depends. I mean a lot of food that is ate, can be modified to a vegetarian friendly dish. A lot of people tend to think vegetarians only eat veggies, which is false. Of course, meat has great benefits. However, I personally can not get over the idea of the origination of the meat. If you do it correctly and research, it can be very beneficial.
 
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did you ever have those vegetarian beef tips?
from gardein
you can feed them to unsuspecting omnivores like myself
and we couldn't tell the difference
I haven't tried these!
My husband is a HUGE hunter, and he has to have meat with EVERY meal. I will have to look into them!
Thanks!
 

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Well, It depends. I mean a lot of food that is ate, can be modified to a vegetarian friendly dish. A lot of people tend to think vegetarians only eat veggies, which is false. Of course, meat has great benefits. However, I personally can not get over the idea of the origination of the meat. If you do it correctly and research, it can be very beneficial.
Well, whats your favorite dish? I only came up with a few dishes that aren't too bad. Cheese/ broccoli and stuffing.
 
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