11/30 - We Musn't Laugh on Wednesday!

[catnapped]

So I get home and make dinner (Grilled cheese) and I am all proud of how christmasy my house looks inside and out. Spent hours and hours to get the perfect christmas vomit effect and I realize I don't even have my tree up!!! WHAT!! How the hell did I forget that part?

It's those 5's. You're getting forgetful after all that stress.

 

[Liz]

It's those 5's. You're getting forgetful after all that stress.

There are no 5's they keep playing with my emotions.

 

[catnapped]

There are no 5's they keep playing with my emotions.

We've gotta find you a cute baby and fast.

 

[Liz]

We've gotta find you a cute baby and fast.

We can put it under the tree I don't have up.

 

[Hotlamp]

Until I modify my Panda Crazy alarms with something else, this is my big panda alarm

 

[kryss]

Until I modify my Panda Crazy alarms with something else, this is my big panda alarm

I changed my alerts to Tom Hanks saying "there's no crying in baseball" once, that lasted a whole 20 minutes before I changed it.

 

[Vanyanka]

We've gotta find you a cute baby and fast.

I have a baker's dozen worth of ugly babies. Will those do?

 

[Brocktoon]

If anyone needs a laugh, this came across my FB feed. One of the sorostitute houses at my alma mater set up a $500 GoFundMe to get a new Brita.

"Going down to the kitchen to find no Brita in the fridge was honestly one of the biggest dissapointments."

The country's plummeting into fascism, hate crimes are everywhere, but some frat douche pissing around and stealing your water filter is a "dissapointment".


"This was the Brita we all used to hydrate our bodies, all 14 of us."

It sure as fuck ain't hydrating your minds....

 

[blackpupjean]

Nice to see a big batch of Z's this morning, but I had to return a whole lot cause hard to do to many at work.

 

[catnapped]

I changed my alerts to Tom Hanks saying "there's no crying in baseball" once, that lasted a whole 20 minutes before I changed it.

You notice how a good idea only lasts for a little while then....just no. Never fails.

 

[SweetiePuff]

If anyone needs a laugh, this came across my FB feed. One of the sorostitute houses at my alma mater set up a $500 GoFundMe to get a new Brita.

"Going down to the kitchen to find no Brita in the fridge was honestly one of the biggest dissapointments."

The country's plummeting into fascism, hate crimes are everywhere, but some frat douche pissing around and stealing your water filter is a "dissapointment".


"This was the Brita we all used to hydrate our bodies, all 14 of us."

It sure as fuck ain't hydrating your minds....

 

[Liz]

I have a baker's dozen worth of ugly babies. Will those do?

a baby is a baby I don't judge.

 

[Hotlamp]

I changed my alerts to Tom Hanks saying "there's no crying in baseball" once, that lasted a whole 20 minutes before I changed it.

My goal is to make them motivate me or laugh.

I was looking at stupid MLG ones as well but I don't know if they'd wake me up if I was sleeping and a panda went off.

This was a maybe:

 

[KellieS23]

my new favorite sound bite
http://movie-sounds.org/christmas-m...acation-1989/1-00-individual-bulbs-per-strand

 

[Roscoe E Goldchain]

Title: Visually match two images | PANDA Requester: Stanford HCI [A2OBPXCZ1Q3PFU] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 4.38] [Fair: 5.00] [Comm: 5.00] [Fast: 4.96] Description: This is a task authored by a requester on Daemo, a research crowdsourcing platform. Mechanical Turk workers are welcome to do it Time: 20 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: Boomerang Score #385 is not less than 250; Total approved HITs is greater than 1000; HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 98; Location is one of: CA, US;

 

[kryss]

my new favorite sound bite
http://movie-sounds.org/christmas-m...acation-1989/1-00-individual-bulbs-per-strand

I like this one

http://movie-sounds.org/disney-movi...-from-frozen-2013/music-let-it-go-let-it-go-3

 

[Roscoe E Goldchain]

Title: You are asked to rescue Nissa with the help of a robot in a 2D environment. | PANDA Requester: ldh [A1PBYG2MDQBMG0] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: N/A] [Fair: N/A] [Comm: N/A] [Fast: N/A] Description: We are assessing humans’ willingness to delegate control tasks to a robot in critical situations Time: 6 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $4.50 Qualifications: None

 

[Yatagarasu]

Title: You are asked to rescue Nissa with the help of a robot in a 2D environment. | PANDA Requester: ldh [A1PBYG2MDQBMG0] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: N/A] [Fair: N/A] [Comm: N/A] [Fast: N/A] Description: We are assessing humans’ willingness to delegate control tasks to a robot in critical situations Time: 6 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $4.50 Qualifications: None

 

[MirrorMan]

"Going down to the kitchen to find no Brita in the fridge was honestly one of the biggest dissapointments."

 

[Yatagarasu]

Title: Visually match two images | PANDA Requester: Stanford HCI [A2OBPXCZ1Q3PFU] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 4.38] [Fair: 5.00] [Comm: 5.00] [Fast: 4.96] Description: This is a task authored by a requester on Daemo, a research crowdsourcing platform. Mechanical Turk workers are welcome to do it Time: 20 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: Boomerang Score #385 is not less than 250; Total approved HITs is greater than 1000; HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 98; Location is one of: CA, US;