02/23 - The Cockchafer Thursday!

[Pleco]

So yesterday I find out I have to take in two more kids aged 3 and 7 to live here with my 5 and 6 year old. I have a 850sq ft three bedroom house. I split my middle toe by accidentally kicking the corner of my trim. While I am sitting there in a pool of blood my wife comes to me not noticing my grimacing and blood pool...she tells me she is pregnant. Then I got fucked over on the $10 dollar smart TV hit.....This all happened in about hour yesterday. Can't wait to see how today will turn out.

Yikes, sounds like you need to pour some breastmilk over your entire life.

 

[Squatty]

Sounds like a business opportunity for you @Squatty

Actually body builders buy breastmilk for a lot of money to use in their smoothies.

 

[kryss]

Actually body builders buy breastmilk for a lot of money to use in their smoothies.

TIL

 

[Turkster]

a roller coaster of emotions for you. congrats on the pregnancy!

The fucked up thing is her tubes were supposedly tied......just great.

 

[C to the J]

Actually body builders buy breastmilk for a lot of money to use in their smoothies.

Don't forget perverts.

 

[themildone]

The fucked up thing is her tubes were supposedly tied......just great.

Yeahhh those can come untied :/

 

[SweetiePuff]

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[Starslip]

TIL

TILAWID

(today I learned and wished I didn't)

 

[SweetiePuff]

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[jan]

So yesterday I find out I have to take in two more kids aged 3 and 7 to live here with my 5 and 6 year old. I have a 850sq ft three bedroom house. I split my middle toe by accidentally kicking the corner of my trim. While I am sitting there in a pool of blood my wife comes to me not noticing my grimacing and blood pool...she tells me she is pregnant. Then I got fucked over on the $10 dollar smart TV hit.....This all happened in about hour yesterday. Can't wait to see how today will turn out.

Well, I guess there is only one thing to say:


congratulations?

 

[Squatty]

The fucked up thing is her tubes were supposedly tied......just great.

Bodies are great at healing themselves, even when we don't want them to.

I hope everything turns out ok

 

[Pink Frost]

Don't forget perverts.

Half of one, six dozen of the other.

 

[loki3404]

Don't forget perverts.

ompus:

 

[Starslip]

Yeahhh those can come untied :/

There was a great TED talk about correctly tying them, you have to go under OVER first...oh, we're not talking about shoes

 

[SweetiePuff]

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[themildone]

dammit I'm just too slow today

 

[Xandro]

 

[optipfrog]

National Chili Day today, I only know this because of the TV "news" that is on in the backround.

 

[Starslip]

I feel like you have a personal stake in posting this.

 

[C to the J]

ompus:

Yea I forgot about Diddy.