06/05 - Monster Monday!

[Lana Del Rey]

lol Good job @humbleturker !!

 

[Maria Tortilla]

Do I wanna drink my nightly monster to focus on work, or do I wanna drink a mike's hard lemonade and watch live PD?

Both at the same time.

Just kidding you can't drink and turk!!

 

[unfortuNate]

Both at the same time.

Just kidding you can't drink and turk!!

Your signature says otherwise.

 

[sudilly]

I made the $50 club. Time for a dinner break and then back to work to make the $100 club.

Today's Projected Earnings: $54.39

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[Maria Tortilla]

Your signature says otherwise.

I'm not turking I'm perpetually slacking.

 

[Serial Mom]

I'm not turking I'm perpetually slacking.

That is so me today, wanna do Karate in the garage?

 

[Maria Tortilla]

That is so me today, wanna do Karate in the garage?

 

[Pleco]

I could see this happening in an episode of Highlander if mTurk was somehow involved in the storyline.

EDIT: Someone beat me to the joke.

Don't worry about repeating jokes. Just today I had to read 20 different posts saying " Not fast enough to catch this hit apparently" when the How Fast Are Your Response Times? hit appeared.

And let me tell you, each one was more hilarious than the previous one and I did not want to run headfirst into a wall at any point.

 

[lobo925]

Title: How fast are your response times? | PANDA Requester: Taylor Webb [A3W2PQZCR4GWO3] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 4.75] [Fair: 5.00] [Comm: 5.00] [Fast: 5.00] Description: Try to detect briefly presented images, see how fast you can respond. [note: 1) Ad-blocker must be turned off 2) Task will not run on Internet Explorer or Safari 3) Please do not exit fullscreen or visit other windows/tabs during experiment. Doing so will result in assignment being rejected.] Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $5.00 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95; Location is US;

This hit is not what I thought it'd be

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[Rerun]

I'm in the $40 Non-Masters Club!

Today's Projected Earnings: $19.05 + Bonuses: $21.00 = $40.05

 

[Squatty]

I am giving up for the day.
I hope I can focus better and work tomorrow. Need to pay for some plane tickets and a hotel room.

Today's Projected Earnings: $72.78 + Bonuses: $0.55 = $73.33

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[mboone73]

Don't worry about repeating jokes. Just today I had to read 20 different posts saying " Not fast enough to catch this hit apparently" when the How Fast Are Your Response Times? hit appeared.

And let me tell you, each one was more hilarious than the previous one and I did not want to run headfirst into a wall at any point.

 

[Rerun]

I am giving up for the day.
I hope I can focus better and work tomorrow. Need to pay for some plane tickets and a hotel room.

Today's Projected Earnings: $72.78 + Bonuses: $0.55 = $73.33

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Great job, @Squatty!! Sorry about your loss... you did incredibly well with that huge distraction.

Good luck with the arrangements and such. A lot of people here love you. (Not me, of course, but... others.)

You're still the Master Unicorn.

 

[Squatty]

(Not me, of course, but... others.)

 

[A6_Foul_Out]

Title: Experiences Survey | PANDA Requester: RTR [AKJ8YE01X2ASP] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 3.67 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.67 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.71 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.47 Promptness Number of Reviews: 25 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: The link in this HIT will take you to a short survey about products and places. Time: 7 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: Location is one of: CA, US;HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95

 

[Squatty]

For people who have taken small children to funerals

Is it customary for the toddlers to wear all black?

I have to buy my daughter a dress, but i am not sure if I will put her in all black. It seems so morbid.

 

[Serial Mom]

For people who have taken small children to funerals

Is it customary for the toddlers to wear all black?

I have to buy my daughter a dress, but i am not sure if I will put her in all black. It seems so morbid.

I've seen them dressed up, and not all in black. As long as you stay away from Hawaiian print, you'll be good

 

[lobo925]

Today's Projected Earnings: $101.50 + Bonuses: $7.47 = $108.97 (Exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.10)

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soul crushing satisfaction

 

[mrs.pynk]

For people who have taken small children to funerals

Is it customary for the toddlers to wear all black?

I have to buy my daughter a dress, but i am not sure if I will put her in all black. It seems so morbid.

I wouldn't. Sometimes it lifts the spirits of the adults to see them all bright, shiny and smiling and not all in black.
Sorry for your loss.

 

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