02/24 - Work Through Wednesday!

[Krikket]

Title: Lottery Task | PANDA Requester: Jacqueline Gottlieb [A10E6CZRNLGGNS] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 4.50][Fair: 5.00][Comm: 0.00][Fast: 5.00] Description: Select between two lotteries Time: 60 minutes Hits Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 80; Location is US

 

[Jaded]

You asked for it. Some years ago, I married a Kurd, a man of mystery and some mystical gifts. Kurds are those people in the ME, if you study the book of Enoch or Lost Books of Solomon, who are supposedly descended from the fallen angels who helped Solomon build that impossible temple. So much for lore, he was just a man but he had ... talents. One Friday, the whole family, that being mine, and him, decided on a trip to the Cleveland Market. He and I had gone a few weeks earlier and he purchased this Rooster that he wanted to kill, and fix for Sunday dinner. Until he left my mother hold it. She cradled it like a baby. She used to raise chickens for eggs. He looked at me at that point and said "there's goes my lunch." I said, yes. So on this trip we decided the Rooster needed a mate as he was lonely. He'd answer every hen he heard cackle within a 10 miles radius. It was annoying. My very young son was with us on the venture. We did our shopping, found the hen and piled into the car to go home. The chicken was in the backseat between my son and my sister in a paper bag. Open markets aren't fancy in their packaging. And we told my son to not open the bag as the car wasn't air conditioned. Don't tell that to a 6 year old. He rolls down the window, opens the bag and out flies the chicken. My husband was driving and looks at my mother. There's a chicken on the side of the freeway and it's busy, thank god no you tube or cell phones were around then. My mom says pull over and work your magic. This is a mountain man after all. What's a little road embankment between him and a chicken? So he did and off he went. Down the embankment and after that chicken. The chicken lost. And it lost quite a few feathers in the process and looked pitiful. But we got home without any more incidents.
Hubby tied the chicken to a long twine rope and set her loose. She cackled and the rooster heard her. He found her. And he thought that featherless hen was the most beautiful creature he had ever seen. He pranced and paraded around her like the dutiful male that he was. And he crowed. Oh, how he crowed. He was so proud of her. Guys are so easy. And that's the last time I tell that story here.

Awesome story

 

[CindyLoUUWho]

If they were Stanford HCI HITs you'd be doing pretty good for yourself.

Ummmm ... no.

Of course, my saving grace is Kenta.

 

[lobo925]

more stuff I cant catch
:spaz:

 

[Devil_Dawg]

oh does anybody want a chicken pot pie recipe since we are talking chickens?

 

[El Pablo]

RANDOM: Remember that time on MTG when @Lepi made the thread and that 1974 dude had her on ignore and kept posting in other threads wanting to know why there wasn't a daily thread?

Shit was hilarious.


Okay, back to work.







I'm still stalling on this $13 HIT.

 

[Jaded]

I like you. I wish I kept track of who these ID's belong to.

 

[Devil_Dawg]

RANDOM: Remember that time on MTG when @Lepi made the thread and that 1974 dude had her on ignore and kept posting in other threads wanting to know why there wasn't a daily thread?

Shit was hilarious.


Okay, back to work.







I'm still stalling on this $13 HIT.

yep, dude was annoying as fuck too

 

[loki3404]

You asked for it. Some years ago, I married a Kurd, a man of mystery and some mystical gifts. Kurds are those people in the ME, if you study the book of Enoch or Lost Books of Solomon, who are supposedly descended from the fallen angels who helped Solomon build that impossible temple. So much for lore, he was just a man but he had ... talents. One Friday, the whole family, that being mine, and him, decided on a trip to the Cleveland Market. He and I had gone a few weeks earlier and he purchased this Rooster that he wanted to kill, and fix for Sunday dinner. Until he left my mother hold it. She cradled it like a baby. She used to raise chickens for eggs. He looked at me at that point and said "there's goes my lunch." I said, yes. So on this trip we decided the Rooster needed a mate as he was lonely. He'd answer every hen he heard cackle within a 10 miles radius. It was annoying. My very young son was with us on the venture. We did our shopping, found the hen and piled into the car to go home. The chicken was in the backseat between my son and my sister in a paper bag. Open markets aren't fancy in their packaging. And we told my son to not open the bag as the car wasn't air conditioned. Don't tell that to a 6 year old. He rolls down the window, opens the bag and out flies the chicken. My husband was driving and looks at my mother. There's a chicken on the side of the freeway and it's busy, thank god no you tube or cell phones were around then. My mom says pull over and work your magic. This is a mountain man after all. What's a little road embankment between him and a chicken? So he did and off he went. Down the embankment and after that chicken. The chicken lost. And it lost quite a few feathers in the process and looked pitiful. But we got home without any more incidents.
Hubby tied the chicken to a long twine rope and set her loose. She cackled and the rooster heard her. He found her. And he thought that featherless hen was the most beautiful creature he had ever seen. He pranced and paraded around her like the dutiful male that he was. And he crowed. Oh, how he crowed. He was so proud of her. Guys are so easy. And that's the last time I tell that story here.

That chicken's name: Threefitty

 

[Princess Gina Marie]

lol grandson stole the cupcakes the wife made yesterday, I went down to his room and grabbed them back, the cheeky little fucker

You took away cupcakes? What kind of monster are you

 

[lobo925]

Spoiler: Pizza

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[Devil_Dawg]

You took away cupcakes? What kind of monster are you

he got his, those were MINE

 

[Itsmee]

lol grandson stole the cupcakes the wife made yesterday, I went down to his room and grabbed them back, the cheeky little fucker

Grandkids are the best.. They do whatever you tell them...I paid my one grandkid 50 cents to throw his food on the floor like his father did to me.. Next, I'm going to pay some of them (I got 7 of them) to start breaking their parents shit up like their parents did me. 1st start with some simple things for a buck, like break the toilet, then maybe 2 bucks to bust their sofa, prolly 3 bucks to rip their electrical socket out of the wall. I'm thinking a fiver to break the drivers seat in their vehicle. And a 10 spot to bust in on them having sex and say "What's for snack?"

 

[MirrorMan]

Virals

 

[TurkingMaster]

virals!

 

[El Pablo]

Spoiler: Pizza

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I want to know what dark hole in the Internets you keep finding these weird ass gifs.

 

[Lepi]

RANDOM: Remember that time on MTG when @Lepi made the thread and that 1974 dude had her on ignore and kept posting in other threads wanting to know why there wasn't a daily thread?

Shit was hilarious.


Okay, back to work.







I'm still stalling on this $13 HIT.

True Story: After I found out that he couldn't see the daily thread when I made it, I was highly motivated to make the daily thread for the rest of the week. I do some of my best work when guided by pettiness.

 

[Devil_Dawg]

Spoiler: Pizza

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something wrong with those eggs, they look possessed

 

[Lepi]

Title: 4 minute study | PANDA Requester: PBJ Manager [A1BM35NPP0Y6VB] (Contact) (TO):[Pay: 4.17][Fair: 4.88][Comm: 3.67][Fast: 4.94] Description: In this survey, you will be asked to consider a hypothetical scenario, and you will fill out a brief questionnaire. Time: 60 minutes Hits Available: 1 Reward: $0.40 Qualifications: montyHall has not been granted, Total approved HITs is not less than 500, HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95, Location is US

 

[DONTDOIT]

waiting for forum to go crazy