Haha wow that sounds way too much like me. I should advertise this, as a service. Thanks for the idea!This is like a bandaid to @C to the J 's social anxiety. He knows nobody is paying attention to him when they're too busy running from me make entire shelves/displays fall, hitting cashiers in the face with my debit card, and generally forgetting where I am or what I'm doing.
Edit: how about walking down a completely clear walkway, no people, like 10 yards wide, and walking straight into the only thing that is even anywhere remotely near the area you are in?
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